JACK

One time while I was an itty bitty boy, cleaning my ears, as you do, I decided that I'd stop cleaning my ears. I then decided I'd go play on a playground. That, also, got boring quickly. I was too young to play on the road and that's a bad idea with copious amounts of traffic travelling in either direction. To cut a long story short I had quickly run out of things to do, and my friends were all watching playschool on the television while I contemplated my next move. I never was good at chess, so contemplating wasn't my forte'. No, no, no, not at all. No siree. Vanilla is a good flavour, although I do like strawberry. However, I do not like to eat strawberries on their own. That, to, me, is an undesirable taste. One I do not desire. I also don't like bananas, however, I like banana flavoured beverages, and occasionally yoghurt. Vanilla, I think, is my all time favourite yoghurt flavour. As long as it has no chunky bits. Those detract the experience for me a lot. It's hard to tell, when you're buying yoghurt, whether it will have chunky bits. Buying yoghurt, like life itself, has many learning curves. Do I buy this yoghurt, knowing that I run the risk of it having chunky parts, which I know I don't like? Or do I go with what I like. You see, I could enjoy the one with chunky bits, and a new door will open for me. A passage that leads to more exciting, rewarding and satisfying yoghurts. Personally I don't like yoghurt that much, so I usually have ice cream.