Mad Libs |
GirL: Are you the the plumber i sent for.
Boy: Yes, madam. I came over as sexually quick as i could. Is there something wrong with your new harry potter novel?
Girl: No, it's my railroad tracks....
Posted by upstate:uprise on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:08:00 PST |
James'Blunts |
1. You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station; what do you buy?: either two packs of Marlboro Milds, or One pack and two Bic lighters.. 'cause fuck snacks. beef jerky is pretty nast' and gum...
Posted by upstate:uprise on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:04:00 PST |
Mytube & Youspace!! |
so i'm pretty positive that everyone watched my friend ryan die..
but in more important news, for once Spin magazine was right. They've been pushing this band in my face like every other page, and the...
Posted by upstate:uprise on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 12:11:00 PST |
404 Error |
so let's list all the bands i'm gonna miss at the 'RooOyesterhead, Cypress Hill, Beck, G. love, Damian Marley, Les Claypool, matisyahu, Gomez, @mosphere, mike doughty, medeski martin & w...
Posted by upstate:uprise on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:20:00 PST |
"Return To Myspace" |
So i traded in the internet for directv. i don't really know if it was worth it. long story short, this will be a three part entry. So be sure to check back @ least 3 times, and don't be an asshole an...
Posted by upstate:uprise on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:54:00 PST |
Mac OS X!! |
i think i finally spent enough time on myspace to stumble upon something infinately awesome...anyways, school fell apart. i mean, i still go n' shit.. but it's just bein' as weak as humanly possible r...
Posted by upstate:uprise on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 10:12:00 PST |
The 5% Nation of Myspacesluts.. |
Soul Coughing - Casiotone Nation The five percent Nation of corduroy. The five percent Nation of Marlboro. The five percent Nation of pay-per-view. The five percent Na...
Posted by upstate:uprise on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 02:13:00 PST |
Windows seXP |
my knuckles are all busted up.. i'm running away from home tonight.. myspace is like realife. except you can't blow people up and steal their money er shoes.. but no, on the real.. last night got a...
Posted by upstate:uprise on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 08:24:00 PST |
Windows 98 |
my life kicks your life's ASS in the FACe!! ...
Posted by upstate:uprise on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 08:27:00 PST |
Windows 95 |
i broke a girls heartoday.. i'm sorry
Posted by upstate:uprise on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 11:16:00 PST |
