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john dumbcox

thats like a turd making fun of a sunset

About Me

i enjoy activities that make me feel skinny, like starving myself and pooping. i floss often.

My Interests

i like to wipe boogers on couches that belong to assholes

I'd like to meet:

me before i drooled in my sleep so i could remind myself not to break my nose again. girls that make me nervous.

Music:

really i like anything with a good beat...

Movies:

i enjoy films that make me want to die, like babel. curly sue is a less annoying male version of pretty woman.

Television:

tv is for bitches, unless its the smurfs and your ten.

Books:

the liar, the stars tennis balls, a million little pieces, fierce people, these books help me remember what matters to me most, myself

Heroes:

jason denton, really