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laurazepam

I am here for Friends

About Me

"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
name's laura. i work your typical, everyday, run-of-the-mill job. plan to do the whole hairdressing thing when the motivation hits me. ive always had a love for crazy hair and being way off to the Left, and look forward to bumping into others who share the same outlook (: ive become way too subdued in that respect and am so damn eager for Life to pair me up with something that'll bring it all back out again.
a huge portion of my life has been with a big chip on my shoulder when it came to guys and the relationships with them [in any respect]. but through life's little wrenches ive been lucky enough to learn that there are a handful who arent worth hating the world for.
"If you let them fuck you, there will be no foreplay; but rest assured they'll screw you complete 'til your ass is blue and grey."
ive recently been trying to get my foot into poledancing; not for the job of it but for fun and exercise. have always, always wanted to and i finally have. i love this girl and tara karina , i look up to them so much; they dance with the music instead of to it. im nowhere near as strong as them to do a lot of this but i will be someday. bet you dollars to donuts.
i <3 <3 <3 house music and going to events that involve it (: if you ever wanna partake, you know what to do.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone straight up and down-ass.

oh, and any man who's a real-life jim halpert .

My Blog

punch and taper - - LIES, jesse!

i had my cleavage repierced the other day at little joe's, but come to find out he doesnt surface pierce with a needle anymore. the result is fabulous, but my fucking lord... if you plan on doing this...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:48:00 GMT

got the del Sol hookups?!

looking for an Ameripol panorama glass top for my 94' clowncar but am failing miserably!
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:43:00 GMT

"that's the way it goes, i guess."

"I am sick. I am sick, sick, sick of yo' shit. And when I'm not sick, I'm tired. I am sick and tired"
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 00:07:00 GMT

<3 <3 <3 the gym class heroes

hoooo-lee fuck, man.amazing, amazingly cool shit
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 13:30:00 GMT

i want a partner

because.. well.. i dunno, i just want one.about a year ago i saw a blip of some sort aerobic strip tease class that was offered in new york and LA. i found the site for it and signed up for emails whe...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:02:00 GMT

Two blogs in one day!?

just on a side note to my epiphanies, im SO fucking into 70s soul music it makes get up in the morning (:
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:24:00 GMT

i just realized today

how long my hair is getting. i almost feel like a girl again (: ive felt like such a schleppy dude for the longest time because of the blegh'y short 'dykey' "in-between" hair. im so apprehensive to pu...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:40:00 GMT

AIM withdrawal

going through them already and ive only been home for a day (:not having a bedroom --> not having my computer ---> no contacts, aim ----> silly girlso no, im not dead yet, hit up the phone and we'll g...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 15:25:00 GMT

what every guy should read,

but none will. Why Your Wifey Wont Have Sex With You.and there are no pictures (:
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 14:03:00 GMT

blue october

im strangely really liking them even though theyre like... really offbeat and..   well i dunno. listen to some of it and see for yourself
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 07:14:00 GMT