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Selina Kyle

About Me

Why should you know me better than anyone else?

**MY STYLE IS LIKE A HOOKER WITH HERPES, IT'S NOTHING TO FUCK AROUND WITH**

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Ta me bitseach mealltach
Ta me bitseach mealltach - 'I'm a sexy bitch.'You're hot stuff, or at least you think you are. You can usually be found in front of a mirror or shopping for the latest fashions so you can be the hottest thing to walk into the club tonight. Now, if only you could find a date...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My list of criteria is miles long and you'll never be able to match them all. So don't bother me and waste my time. Besides, you'll never hold a place higher then John Stamos in my life anyway
-Anyone who thinks they can handle all my little "idiosycrasies" and think that they're charming and endearing, because I do. Well, and of course, John Mayer. Oh, and don't forget Oprah --she makes dreams come true. And to the random MySpace guy who's reading this: Not You.

....And this guy....now I go to Wal-Mart everyday, just in case.....

My Blog

I <3 my stuff

     I think anyone that knows me or even slightly knows of me, knows that I save everything!  But if you don't, here's a newsflash:  I am a serious-in need of a 12 step ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 15:39:00 GMT

One of those mornings....

     This morning was one of those mornings where it takes you ten minutes after you are awake just to open your eyes and then another half an hour to actually move while your body...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 09:38:00 GMT

Bored and totally sober

       Boxhand is a rare deformity that little is known of.  It is so rare, in fact, that there are only 3 known cases of it in the entire world.  Boxhand is se...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:12:00 GMT

100% Guilt Free Blog

     I don't know if you read Glamour magazine, but I do.  One of my favorite pages in the thing is a page that they call the 100% Guilt-Free Page.  I've taken some of m...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 08:50:00 GMT

Boys Take Note

  For real, There's a reason I'm single 1.  Your mullet, your lack of teeth, or your lazy eye (or hell, all 3) do not turn me on 2.  Asking me if that's the only tattoo I have or i...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 10:22:00 GMT

How much do you love me??

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 12:14:00 GMT

Thursdays with Vaughn

I told Vaughn that someday I'm going to write a book about her. It is a little too early to start it. Vaughn doesn't think she's smart, but she has taught me plenty of things that she doesn't realiz...
Posted by on Thu, 12 May 2005 12:16:00 GMT

Can someone get me a mirror?

Here's a little input into how vain i really am sometimes. I was in my Chem lab and "somehow" (it was powdered and i blew on it in an enclosed scale box thing) got salicylic acid in my eye. It didn'...
Posted by on Wed, 04 May 2005 10:47:00 GMT

I'm sooo New York

If I didnt like it so damn much here in New York City, I would totally hate it. No other city could get away with this....Rain all night with no umbrella and no jacket; I've developed a case of moti...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Apr 2005 17:10:00 GMT

I'm confused

So, if a teacher looks down your shirt at your boobs, does that mean I should wear less revealing clothing to school, or that he's a perv?
Posted by on Wed, 30 Mar 2005 08:54:00 GMT