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I'm vanilla ice cream swirled with paprika. A Fraggle with no legs. I once ate my weight in chocalate covered cherries, only to exclaim "Why do I weigh only 3 ounces?" I believe in the underdog. I believe in a thing called love. I believe that human beings have the capacity to accomplish anything imaginable (and unimaginable) and the only thing that holds us back is society's statute of limitations that has a stranglehold over every single one of us. I dare to dream. I dare Mrs. Garret to smack Natalie for her sassy lip. I make flan and the kitchen staff clamors for MORE! I once had a dance contest in my living room, and I lost to the lamp. The dancing lamp I called it. I left my heart in San Francisco, and my spleen in Des Moines.