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About Me

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My name is Tom and I have a few confessions, they go as follows:
I'm kind of a BIG deal! Love it!
I just ended a 3 year stint of my life living where I did not want to. Now I'm back in Frankston back where I belong. BOO YAH!
Lesson Learnt: Don't relocate too far away from home for a female
I now work at Beach House Fitness in frankston, just got the jobbbieeee, same shit as Genesis
I used to be in the CFA so yes that made me a fireman... It also made me alot more sexier to women...I should rejoin :P
Walk with me brother and I shall embrace you to my bosom
I would trade in a high paying job I didn't like to a lower paying one I loved any day
Lifes a game... Play it!
Sometimes our minds open up to the enormous possibilities we could achieve, we forget for a moment our own self imposed limits and beliefs. These are the moments to grab and work towards
I will only fight if provoked...Provoke me and it won't be a fight at all
Without music I couldn't function...Thank-you talented muso people
I think too much, atleast I think I do anyway
I like to snuggle :D
I love some good ole' Shananigans mixed into my weekend
Heres a tip, put a hint of sage in your boots and a spicy scent is your reward
The man who invented boobs is a GOD!
I do stand up comedy...sitting down --- shit joke
I tend to get in trouble cos I see a funny side to everything, and by that I mean everything! This includes Jews, Muslims, and Midgets...keep in mind I'm not racist, I have a colour TV. But people need to lighten up
I play the hi game alot. Say hi to strangers and you will notice 1 out of 10 will say hi back. People have a tendency to think if someone says hi to you and you do not know them...they will stab you!
I had my own bachelor pad...It's the way to go. In time I will have another and it shall be called the bilko mansion
Don't eat cheese before noon...seriously
I drink too much and I should be going to AA but fuck it, I'm simply just preserving my liver just in case I need it later
I like my KFC and Gym a bit too much. its propably a tad of a weird combo but meh does the job
Yes I will admit it now. I have friends on myspace, who aren't actually friends. Forgive me father for I have sinned. Studies show 75% are people I know
When in doubt ask yourself this. How do you feel about male frontal nudity?
Chuck Norris is the only man who can slam a revolving door! He also doesn't believe in Germany...Nor do I
Sorry ladies... The bakery is closed for business
smile
I'm done here
- b i l k o -

My Interests

The Gym, KFC --- Both don't mix very well. NHL. Kickboxing and I most likely have an addiction for my best freind alcoholical beverages.

I'd like to meet:

My Idol...Dave Heughes

Music:

Electro, House, anything with beats worthy of my dancing too!!! Bit of chill out

Movies:

No chance...I could open up a blockbuster with the amount of dodgy malaysion burnt dvd's i own!!!I charge $2.00 for weeklies and on tuesdays you can hire 3 for $5.00

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, South Park, Jackass... anything on the comedy channel really.

Books:

Does FHM, Ralph, or Picture count?

Heroes:

Clearly my answer would be Superman!!! He's so super

My Blog

To my Blog Fans

When ever I write a new blog it seems that 30 or more people read it on the day I post it! Then its bout 20 the next day then bout 10 and it goes down till I write a new one. So given this trend I can...
Posted by Bilko on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:20:00 PST

Male Toilet Protocol

I was out at The Grand on Thursday being totally shit faced and after having a beer or 12 I naturally needed to take a piss. It was then that it dawned on me...us men, have an unspoken Male ...
Posted by Bilko on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:02:00 PST

13 People

1) You shit me up the wall sometimes and I wasn't too fussed when you went away for two years, I'll never understand your thinking or logic, you frustrate me now and even though I understand the circu...
Posted by Bilko on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:32:00 PST

Rabbit Holes and other thoughts in my backyard

After sitting on what you would have to agree is the best deck chair EVER in my backyard for about 3 hours while having a few "night caps" aka "alcoholical beverages" thinking bout random shit I came ...
Posted by Bilko on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:14:00 PST

The Angry Pirate!

I think I have discovered the funniest thing you can do to a female during a blow job! Cruel and I'd never do it...unless they really deserved it, possibly if they cheese grated... I put a Gi-Had on c...
Posted by Bilko on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:46:00 PST

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Yes you'd be correct if you said i'm a "sleazy cake eater" because I like to have my cake and eat it too! This is according to someone who isn't even a qualified baker! But in my defenc...
Posted by Bilko on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:59:00 PST

I put a Gi-Had on working sunday's

Fuck working on sundays! I put a big load of Gi-Had all over it...Not even god works on sundays! I got up at 6.50 just to get here on time... On a brighter note on sundays I do nothing but become a co...
Posted by Bilko on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:54:00 PST

The Art of Bullshit

BULLSHIT The Art of Bullshitting is a great art, and once mastered to a certain degree, it can be used in everyday life. Take me...Bilko for example; now everyone who knows me should know I am the ma...
Posted by Bilko on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 01:54:00 PST

Ex What does it mean?

I have a question...People always say "ex-boyfreind" or "ex-girlfreind" now this question has had me stumped for weeks now...WHAT DOES THE EX STAND FOR, the best I can come up with is expired! and tha...
Posted by Bilko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST