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Maybe you're better off this way.

About Me

I was (not so) recently told that I was very funny if only one was mature enough to "get" my brand of humor.
I thought that was deliciously ironic.
Also, I REALLY like deleting people off of here. I am quite anti-popularity stuff, so if you just want me to be your friend to get a higher number on your page rather than actually talk to me, guess what? DELETED! My secret plan is to get down to zero friends by legitimately (in my mind) deleting people who don't talk to me periodically.
Someone deleted my unicorn quiz result picture thing and I'm PISSED. And sad.

My Interests

Music, Movies, Books, Games, being at work and not getting any work done, trading insults with people who don't mean them, and other random stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone entertaining. And some people that aren't.
As an afterthought, I'm bored. Come entertain me.

Music:

Most subgenres of rock and metal, excluding pop rock and bands that scream just to sound angsty or angry.

Movies:

HOOK. There aren't any other movies.

Television:

The Office, Arrested Development, Carnivale, Da Ali G. Show, Farscape, Firefly, Futurama, Heroes, Red Dwarf, Scrubs, Sealab 2021, The Simpsons.

Books:

I'll read pretty much anything, but I mostly go for fiction with sci-fi or fantasy elements. I'm going to do my best to beat my pages read per day in 2006.
Currently reading Ilse Witch, by Terry Brooks. (456p)
Books read this year:
1. Eon, by Greg Bear. (512p)
2. Endymion, by Dan Simmons. (563p)
3. The Rise of Endymion, by Dan Simmons. (709p)
4. Red Mars, by Kim Stanley Robinson. (572p)
5. The Golden Compass, by Philip Pullman. (351p)
6. The Subtle Knife, by Philip Pullman. (288p)
7. The Amber Spyglass, by Philip Pullman. (465p)
8. Speaker for the Dead, by Orson Scott Card(382p)
9. Xenocide, by Orson Scott Card. (592p)
10. Children of the Mind, by Orson Scott Card. (370p)
11. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, by J.K. Rowling. (759p)
12. The Once and Future King, by T.H. White. (639p)
Total in 2007: 5563 pages, or approximately 28 pages a day as of August 15th (225 days).
Books read last year:
1. The Complete Chronicles of Amber, Books 1-10, by Roger Zelazny. (1264p)
2. The Dark Tower VII: The Dark Tower, by Stephen King. (864p)
3. The Diamond Age, by Neal Stephenson. (499p)
4. Deus Irae, by Philip K. Dick and Roger Zelazny. (182p)
5. A Game of Thrones, by George R.R. Martin. (807p)
6. A Clash of Kings, by George R.R. Martin. (973p)
7. The Giver, by Lois Lowry. (179p)
8. A Storm of Swords, by George R.R. Martin. (1128p)
9. A Feast for Crows, by George R.R. Martin. (684p)
10. Fahrenheit 451, by Ray Bradbury. (165p)
11. Stranger in a Strange Land, by Robert A. Heinlein. (438p)
12. Starship Troopers, by Robert A. Heinlein. (263p)
13. A Wrinkle in Time, by Madeleine L'Engle. (238p)
Total in 2006: 7684 pages, or approximately 21 pages a day.

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I wish I could dance like Marky Mark. Also, I want to learn to moonwalk. Then I'll be awesome.
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Nobody likes blogs

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