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Slemming

About Me

I'm a GRAPHIC DESIGNER! (At least I try to be)
A good mate of mine made me aware of Norwegian laws regarding firing a weapon from a moving vehicle. Essentially Norwegian police frown on this kind of vigilantism, so he devised a new and relatively legal way of performing a drive-by. You drive up to whoever have made themselves deserving of said treatment. You stop the car and turn off the engine. You get out of the car, produce a semi-automatic weapon of your choice, and inflict this person with the desired amount of gunshot wounds. You get back into the car, turn on the engine, and drive away.
He called it a stand-by.
About me:
I like reading books(Humour and gothic tales from the 19th century are favourites, oh and various childrens-books; The Chronicles of Narnia,
A Series of Unfortunate Events). My favourite author is Neil Gaiman.
I like listening to music(rock in various forms). Tool and A Perfect Circle are old favourites. Sigur Ros and the Wrens are new ones.
I like watching movies(No real preferences as to what kind of movies): The Boondock Saints and True Romance have been my favourites
for years. Amelie and Naboer are new favourites.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm not that fussy.

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