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Cory

CaptainPopov

About Me

"Oh my god, you're like a wall!!" - Michelle "How much do you get paid to hate?" - The Roomie In the eighth grade, my english teacher asked me what I thought to be the root of all evil. I replied "conservative republicans". It was then, I knew I was destined to change the world. You'll never know anyone else like me, and you won't forget me. I live in and for the moment. Spontanaety is my thing, and you can count on me to bring it up on more than one occasion, though as with any activity, definitely helps if you contribute. I'll be the last person to judge anybody -- on anything. In any situation, I'm a fan of the underdog, and I jump to the defense of anyone who can't defend themselves. Let's see, what else? I rock. Best described as awesomeness. I'm quick witted, funny, selfless, I make the best out of every situation and my goal is to put a smile on your face. I don't keep the company of fake people, as I see right through them, so any friend of mine is a quality person. I don't let many people get close to me unless they earn it, Basically, I'll do anything for the people I call friends, but that is something you have to earn, as I would expect to earn yours.I love (perhaps need) change. I get bored easily with the same thing, and usually find ways to entertain myself to a point. I'm addicted to CNN.com and Wikipedia because of it. Usually I'll read the news then wiki somthing to learn about it, and so on. I don't have "favorites", so if you ask me what my favorite movie/band/song/etc is, I'll probably not even give a good response. At best when I discover somthing new that I like, I'll be on a fling for that for about a week, learn everything about it, then move on.I'm pretty well traveled, three road trips across the US will do that to you, and will also teach you some things along the way, like FUCK KANSAS. 680(+/-) miles of pure nothing. Oregon works for me at the moment, but I'm only here until that whole rockstar thing goes through, in which case California is of course the goal.Oh, and lets get this out of the way now. There are no terrorists, other than the ones we elect, the "war on terror" is a lie, and 9/11 was an inside job.

My Interests

Being alive. Most people go day to day so numb to the world around them. The best is in the simpler things. Turning people onto feelings they've forgotten. Trying to learn guitar/drums soon. Socializing in any form really

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can make me laugh for a change. It's not easy being that guy all the time. Anyone with an IQ over 12. I'm pretty accepting of everyone and theres really no clique I can't appease. Barbie doll girls can stop wasting my air and electricity in tanning salons by diving to the bottom of a 50 foot lake after shiny things and we would all be better off

Music:

AFI, Fuel, Foo Fighters, Angels and Airwaves, The Honorary Title, Minus the Bear, U2, Nirvana, Goo Goo Dolls, 311, Bruce Springsteen, Box Car Racer, Common, DMB, OAR, Dr.Dre, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Saosin, Motion City Soundtrack, Oasis, Oleander, Quietdrive, Our Lady Peace, 3EB, Pearl Jam, Chili Peppers, Skillet, Smashing Pumpkins, Sublime, Timbaland, Van Halen, Wyclef

Movies:

I'm a movie buff, there isnt enough space in this little box to list all that shit

Television:

Daily Show, Scrubs, CNN, [adult swim]

Books:

Books are where most movies come from right? Yeah I like the movies better

My Blog

Yahoo! Answers for laughs

Why do people steal birds' eggs? news.bbc.co.uk  To most of us, eggshells are the remnants of an English breakfast or something to paint on Easter morning. But to a small group of collectors, they a...
Posted by Cory on Mon, 05 May 2008 10:21:00 PST

Why prissy little skinny girls are shit, and why looks don't matter

Think about it. Almost every girl who is considered "hot" by today's standards are all the same. It's disgusting - Bleached blonde, borderline anorexic, can't breath without a cell phone, always bitch...
Posted by Cory on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:51:00 PST