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***LOVE IS A JOKE WITH NO PUNCH LINE***

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YEAH, THIS YA GURL CHANDRA COMIN STRAIGHT FROM BROOKLYN NEW YORK. I WAS RAISED IN COLUMBUS GEORGIA, I LIVED IN SOUTH CAROLINA FOR A FEW YEARS OF MY LIFE, AND I NOW LIVE IN BUTLL LOUISVILLE KENTUCKY. I'MA LAID BACK TYPE OF CHICK. I'M ALSO A SHY PERSON, BUT WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW ME THEN IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY. I LOVE WRITING POETRY, AND I LOVE TO COOK. FOR FUN I LIKE TO HANG OUT, AND MAYBE GO TO A PARTY EVERY NOW AND THEN. I HATE FAKE BITCHES AND NIGGAS. IF YOU'RE A FAKE ONE DON'T EVEN COME MY WAY. CAUSE WE WON'T GET ALONG. YEAH, I'M ABOUT MY MONEY LIKE EVERY NIGGA IS. I'MA GET MONEY BITCH. BUT I DON'T CARE ABOUT IT. WHY CARE IF YOU GOT IT??? AND AGAIN THIS YA GURL CHANDRA BUT YOU CAN CALL ME NA'NA. AIGHT HOLLA CHANDRA WHITE A.K.A Sexy Smooth Carmael A.K.A Dat Candy Gurl ChandraI am loved by some, Hated by many, envied by most And wanted by plenty.
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Your Birthdate: June 15
You take life as it is, and you find happiness in a variety of things.
You tend to be close to family and friends. But it's hard to get into your inner circle.
Making the little things wonderful is important to you, and you probably have an inviting home.
You seek harmony with others, but occasionally you have a very stubborn streak.

Your strength: Your intense optimism

Your weakness: You shy away from exploring your talents

Your power color: Jade

Your power symbol: Flower

Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: CHANDRA L. WHITE
Birthday: JUNE, 15 1990
Birthplace: BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
Current Location: COLUMBUS, GEORGIA
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BROWN
Height: 5''3'
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: BLACK/WHITE/INDIAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: FORCES
Your Weakness: BOYS
Your Fears: GOD
Your Perfect Pizza: CHEESE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: MOVE BACK WITH MY MOTHER
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: MY MOTHER
Your Best Physical Feature: MY ASS!
Your Bedtime: THAT'S A FUNNY QUESTION
Your Most Missed Memory: MY FATHER
Pepsi or Coke: COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: MCDONALDS
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON ICE TEA
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA
Cappuccino or Coffee: CAPPUCCINO
Do you Smoke: NAW
Do you Swear: NAW
Do you Sing: YEAH
Do you Shower Daily: OF COURSE
Have you Been in Love: YEAH
Do you want to go to College: YES
Do you want to get Married: YEAH
Do you belive in yourself: YEAH
Do you get Motion Sickness: NAW
Do you think you are Attractive: YEAH
Are you a Health Freak: Naw
Do you get along with your Parents: SOMETIMES
Do you like Thunderstorms: NO
Do you play an Instrument: NO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NO
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NAW
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YEAH
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YEAH
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NAW
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: NAW
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NAW
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NAW NEVA DAT
Ever been Drunk: NO
Ever been called a Tease: ALL THE TIME
Ever been Beaten up: NAW NEVA DAT!!!
Ever Shoplifted: NAW
How do you want to Die: ??????????
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A POET/WRITER/COOK
Is your name Kyle Asselin:: NAW
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: DON'T MATTER
Favourite Hair Color: DON'T MATTER
Short or Long Hair: BOTH
Height: DON'T MATTER
Weight: JUST CAN'T BE FAT
Best Clothing Style: BABY PHAT, ROCA WEAR,SOUTH POLE
Number of Drugs I have taken: NONE
Number of CDs I own: TOO MANY
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: GETTIN SOME SOON
Number of things in my Past I Regret: MOVIN BACK TO GEORGIA

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QUESTION 1:
Where Am I From?

A) Columbus Georgia
B) Brooklyn New York
C) Louisville Kentucky

QUESTION 2:
What......'s My Favorite Color?

A) Blue
B) Black
C) Red

QUESTION 3:
What......'s My Name

A) Chandra
B) Lisa
C) Kyiana

QUESTION 4:
What......'s One Thing I Love To Do?

A) Write Peotry
B) Smoke
C) Dance

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Life Without Love

Life Without Love Life without love You love, or Should I say You say you Love me For one minute But hate me The next Life without love Cheatin, lying, and Hatin You leave me With no Reason Then why ...
Posted by ***LOVE IS A JOKE WITH NO PUNCH LINE*** on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:33:00 PST

Hush

Hush Whie I do me And Lay your body down It's your turn now Your turn to enjoy All of me So, let me make you Happy Hush While I slowly Take off your clothes Then I begin to Undress myslef For you, and...
Posted by ***LOVE IS A JOKE WITH NO PUNCH LINE*** on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:49:00 PST

The Mind Blower

The Mind Blower The mind blower The way you slowly Rub against my Body My lucious body The mind blower You make me feel So impassioned With the way You kiss me from Head to toe, while I suck on you...
Posted by ***LOVE IS A JOKE WITH NO PUNCH LINE*** on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:44:00 PST

As I Look

As I Look As I look into Your eyes I see the reason Why I love you deep down Inside Many others Have made Me cry But you... You've chosen to Stay by my side And that's the Reason why As I look I b...
Posted by ***LOVE IS A JOKE WITH NO PUNCH LINE*** on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:31:00 PST

The Way You

The Way You The way you The way you touch me Makes my body shiver In a warm way Not just by physical Touch But by the warm Loving words Spoken from you The way you Make me feel, carries A smile on my...
Posted by ***LOVE IS A JOKE WITH NO PUNCH LINE*** on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:24:00 PST

If I Gave You My Heart...

If I Gave You My Heart Please don't tear it Apart Don't take my love If you're only going to Put it to shame If I gave you My heart Don't love me for One minute, and Hate me the next Don't make Me, ...
Posted by ***LOVE IS A JOKE WITH NO PUNCH LINE*** on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:31:00 PST

To My Baby Brandon

The Way I The way I feel The way I Feel for you Drives me wild It takes me to My Biggest dreams To have you In my life Means so much To me The way I Looked into your Eyes And when you Looked back ...
Posted by ***LOVE IS A JOKE WITH NO PUNCH LINE*** on Wed, 28 May 2008 09:41:00 PST

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I Done...

I done messed up somethin That was great Somethin that I thought could Never go wrong I done messed myself up In so many ways Now I'm crying inside, wantin to die I done messed up somethin good ...
Posted by ***LOVE IS A JOKE WITH NO PUNCH LINE*** on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 06:49:00 PST

A Day Away Alone (Gurl Version)

A day away alone With you, my sexy man Just you,and I...In paradise With you fullfilling all My little wishes A day away alone Hugged all up, in your room Kissing the lips of my lover man Holding you...
Posted by ***LOVE IS A JOKE WITH NO PUNCH LINE*** on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:24:00 PST