Sally sells seashells by the seashore |
My sister and I went to Sally's Beauty Supply store today.We were like to kids in a collagen store. We went in because I want that Hair Bump thingy you see on infomericals (me with the informercials)...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Feb 2009 13:18:00 GMT |
A Dave Letterman style count down - Christmas Style... |
Top Ten Reason why alcohol or prozac needs to be involved at the holidays.10. It took 45 minutes to get out of Walmarts parking lot9. By the 20th of December you are so desperate to get a gift for t...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:12:00 GMT |
Hannaford Plaza on Mohawk Street |
I love Mohawk Street Hannafords - most of the time. I call it crackville. Most of the time it is dead. Plenty of parking. The crackheads aren't up when I shop. Other...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:02:00 GMT |
Ode to Mister Fix it |
Most wives in my area are hunting widows. I am not. We don't have to plan our Thanksgiving meal around gutting a deer. I don't have to get up early to wash the camo or any weird crap...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:04:00 GMT |
I caught my reflection in a store front window |
In the era of Queen Elizabeth I - she had all the mirrors removed from the castle. This was concidered shocking and was said she was a vain women who couldn't look at her aging face.
I can compl...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 14:14:00 GMT |
Carving Pumpkins.....Andy Style |
Yep I married "Tim the tool man Taylor" .... known as Handy Andy on myspace.. and "don't go near him - I think that might be a live wire".... in our house...
We carve pumpkins with power tools......
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:14:00 GMT |
A ride to anywhere with my hubby..... |
Driving up north (this is completely different than upstate NY) with my hubby.
First of all your radio only picks up the Jehovah Witness radio station - kinda freaky. And the next radio station ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:35:00 GMT |
F’n Lunatics..... |
Shit, I work with freaking lunatics. In my institutional colored blue cubical.
High strung upper management who runs around in a crazed drooling manner all day everyday acting like he's s...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:47:00 GMT |
Mom I didn’t know we had rednecks in Frankfort.... |
Out of the mouths of babes... LOL!
Yesterday I went to our Varsity football game and froze my ass off.
The team we played creamed us... 41 - zip! It was very very hard to watch.&nb...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:57:00 GMT |
I want to be a hotdog vendor... |
Not just any hotdog vendor. The vendor who peddles his hotdogs outside the State office building.....
Hear me out. The hours are from 10:00 - 2:30 each day. You sell a few hundred ho...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:12:00 GMT |
