Quotes Ive collected over the years that I like from random websites and such. |
Boren's Laws: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble.Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.While most ... Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 13:35:00 GMT |
Weird Things You Would Never Know!! (But do now!) |
A shrimp's heart is in its head.The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could... Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 21:21:00 GMT |
Get Your A** to Work!!! |
The population of this country is 237 million.104 million are retired.That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.Of this there are 29... Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 19:57:00 GMT |
This guy has it right |
You know those shows where people call in and vote on different issues?Did you ever notice there's always like 18% "I don't know."It costs 90 cents to call up and vote...They're voting "I don't know."... Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 21:18:00 GMT |
Chad Vader - Darth Vader's younger brother |
Found this on Digg a few days ago. It's about Chad Vader, Darth Vaders younger brother who is the day shift manager of a local grocery store. It's very funny and I can't wait for the 2nd epi... Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 23:48:00 GMT |
Websites I frequent that i always get asked about |
www.digg.com great news and tech site. can save stories after creating an account and not having to bookmark them, then later can pull them up on any computer after logging into your account. updated... Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 16:00:00 GMT |
The Skippy List - If you've never read it, you need to, its funny as hell |
OK, to begin with here's a run down of the man behind this list. He's in the Army over in Bosnia with the propaganda dept. Pretty smart guy to get into that branch and also quick on his toes when it c... Posted by on Sat, 06 May 2006 01:41:00 GMT |
Top 100 Chuck Norris |
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
&nbs... Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 17:16:00 GMT |
Ultimate Showdown |
If you like comic books, tv, cartoons, Chuck Norris and laughing your a** off, check this out. www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267Just copy and paste. Its a great flash video. Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 00:34:00 GMT |