Whose a rockstar? |
Me!After going to one of Jeremy's friend's houses and watching them play Guitar Hero, I just *had* to have it, and now I'm a rockstar. And I bet you never even knew it.On another note, I finally... Posted by bewitched on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 02:35:00 PST |
If I had an empty head |
If I had an empty headAs some folks say I doI'd sweep out all the cobwebsAnd rent it out to youAnd have you fill it upWith all the things you say and doThen I would offer twice the priceTo rent it bac... Posted by bewitched on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 09:10:00 PST |
Silly quotes from random people |
(these by Douglas Adams)He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.He hoped and prayed that there wasn... Posted by bewitched on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 08:58:00 PST |
Dreams.... |
So.... From things that have happened in the last 365 days, I have concluded that it is possible to make your dreams come true. I'm also learning just how damn hard you have to work to make them... Posted by bewitched on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:54:00 PST |
i hate the military |
i pray that no one you know is in the military, and if they are, i hope that they're getting out really soon. Posted by bewitched on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:41:00 PST |
The funniest answer on a chem test. EVER. |
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endotheremic (absorbs heat)?Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when ... Posted by bewitched on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:02:00 PST |
Jimmy’s radiation shack |
So I landed my dream job!!! Oh, let me explain "Jimmy's Radiation Shack." Lol. Upstairs in the research lab, there is a fancy particle accelerator called a cyclotron. In a very... Posted by bewitched on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 08:20:00 PST |
Brain imploding in 5....4.... 3... 2... |
KABLOOEEE!!! You have just been splattered with grey matter.AAAAARRRRGGG! I am so sick of studying and memorizing details that I think my brain really might blow up...or implode....or do s... Posted by bewitched on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 05:05:00 PST |
Dear Alcohol, |
Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect ... Posted by bewitched on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 04:45:00 PST |
A $70 class syllabus |
Today at orientation, the Dean got onto the topic of the Physiology class.Every class has a syllabus.The cost of this syllabus is $70.But don't worry.It's already been charged to your bursar as a clas... Posted by bewitched on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 03:14:00 PST |