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Name: Toby
Birthday: Same as Jimi Hendrix (different year though)
Birthplace: Manteca, CA
Current Location: in front of my computer in Dallas
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5' 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish, French
The Shoes You Wore Today: smell like I stepped in something
Your Weakness: Dr. Pepper odds are that I'm drinking it right now
Your Fears: What if I'm really retarded and no one told me
Your Perfect Pizza: would be enjoyed with you, who ever you are
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Win a Grammy
Have you ever had a stalker? Yes
Thoughts First Waking Up: Happen about 2 hours later
Your Best Physical Feature: I've been told that I have the elbows of a god
Your Bedtime: When ever I'm to tired tp stay awake
Your Most Missed Memory: Why can't I remember?
Pepsi or Coke: I said Dr. Pepper Biznatch!
MacDonalds or Burger King: spit in your food
Single or Group Dates: Depends on how well I know her
Number of serial-killers you've lived next door to: 1 Honest to God I did
Chocolate or Vanilla: We are talking about Icecream right? Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Black coffee
Do you Smoke: Only if I drink
Do you Swear: Only when I stub my little toe!
Do you Sing: In the car but then I realize that the guy next to me is staring
Do you Shower Daily: Who's Daily and why can't he shower himself?
Have you Been in Love: Maybe
Do you want to go to College: Been there. Plan to go back again
Do you want to get Married: If I meet the girl that I can't live without
Do you belive in yourself: Hell yeah!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell Yeah! Don't you?
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: as long as they agree with me.
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're the best
Do you play an Instrument: A few
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
Have you ever met the President: Yes, and I got to play fetch with his dog too
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes!!!
Number of Guiness World Records do you hold: One and it involves cows
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
Number of rattlesnakes have you killed and eaten: 1 I swear it's true
In the past month have you been on Stage: Unfortunitely no
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I wish I had
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: Who hasn't
Ever been called a Tease: Who Me? Never!!
Ever been Beaten up: Can't say that I have, 'cause I haven't
Ever Shoplifted: I can't they're too heavy
How do you want to Die: Off a cliff in a flaming car and into the ocean
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm already what I want to be
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy or Argentina
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: Whatever's clean
Number of Drugs I have taken: I plead the 5th
Number of CDs I own: I don't feel like counting
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1 but I don't think it really counts
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Never regret your past
I like to put my eggs in the same basket. Life's way to short and you only get to take the ride once. So make sure you're on the ride with people you care about and that care about you. I've decided that my goal in life is to be content. I don't mean to settle for second best (you've always got to strive for the best), but to be greatful for what and who God has bless me with. If you want be my friend that's cool but you gotta send me an email first because I'm very selective. I don't add random people just because they ask or because they're hot or whatever. If you're really that great just tell me.

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Mmmmmmmm

Ever notice that around this time of year there's always something special to eat. It's only here in October. More specifically for Halloween. It there in your local supermarket's cereal isle. Boo Ber...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 21:45:00 GMT

The Trouble with Mud is...

Irony. Damn. When it hits it hits hard, but the cool thing is that you can't help but laugh about it. Chris and I recently found a new place by the house to go mudding. We've been waiting for it to ra...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:23:00 GMT

Ordained

That's right ladies and gents... I am now the Reverend Toby a.k.a. The Rev. Real Shooter. I just received my official ordination two days ago, so I can now LEGALLY perform weddings, funerals...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 13:49:00 GMT

Design vs. Desire

Interesting thought at 3:43 in the morning. Well, at least it's interesting to me. It occured to me that each of us contains certain traits. Qualities that enable us to do extrodinay things that are ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:41:00 GMT

And I Get It For Free

By now you all know my new obsession.  Keeping in that spirit, I started a new undertaking and so far am quite pleased.  Spare time is something that I never have, and in the rare instance t...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 23:07:00 GMT

Freaks Like Me Pt. II

Ok, so a few of you have already checked out Instuctables.com and few of you have aready become converts and picked out your own projects to start on.  I spent the evening last night looking on E...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 13:03:00 GMT

Freaks Like Me

I've been unfaithful.  I have to admit it.  I've found another.  I know that we made plans for the future together, emails every day for months, photos, you name it, I've even said I lo...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 21:50:00 GMT

Party in My Mouth

Sicko's!  It's not that kinda party.  I just went to Taco Bell and I was about to order my usual Double Decker Taco and two Bean Burritos, but something came over me.  The hand of God, ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 14:26:00 GMT

Poetry

(I just wanted to take this off of my page, but I still wanted to save it.) Yes, this is the person I'd like to meet. A person that has been through it all, had all kinds of shit dished out to them, b...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:33:00 GMT

Bad Ideas When Insomna Happens

Note to self: Next time I can't sleep it's not a good idea to grout my shower. I couldn't sleep, so I started looking for something productive to do.  Might as well do something constructive if I...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:05:00 GMT