Aptitude Test |
A man, seeking to join the police department, is being interviewed. The Inspector says: "Your qualifications are good, but there is an Aptitude test that you must pass before you can join." ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:03:00 GMT |
True Friendship |
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendshi...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:04:00 GMT |
Husband 1.0 |
INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system perform...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:58:00 GMT |
Headlines from the year 2029 |
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029 !Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California !
White minorities sti...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:51:00 GMT |
Kids say the funniest stuff |
This one is for mothers and grandmothers who know that this is truly how children think.These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3) wa...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:37:00 GMT |
Pope in Alaska |
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:05:00 GMT |
101 ways to annoy people |
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Mors...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 03:56:00 GMT |
Check out this video: Bourne Ultimatum/ Jimmy Kimmel Skit |
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Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 20:43:00 GMT |
Lookin 4 A Job |
A guy walked into the local State Unemployment office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." T...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:06:00 GMT |
Top 10 Thoughts for 2008 |
Number 10Life is sexually transmitted.Number 9Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.Number 8Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erec...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:59:00 GMT |
