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Ryan

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About Me

I was born a poor black child in the heart of Mississippi. My mother sent me out of the house when I was the ripe age of 17, and I've been ambling along ever since. I have a full time job that takes up about half of my time. The rest of my life is spend being with my awesome girlfriend and myBabydoll's Layouts Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts

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Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About You
The Basic Stuff
Name?: Ryan
Age?: 21
Height?: 5'9"
Weight?: 155
Birthday?: July 9th
Birthplace?: In a hospital
Current Location?: Kennesaw
School/Grade?: Kind of In College
Zodiac Sign?: Cancer
Chinese Zodiac Sign?: I think i'm a rat
Righty or Lefty?: Lefty
Haircolor?: Dirty Blonde
Eyecolor?: Hazel
Skin Color?: White
About You
What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)?: Parents in buford, brother in N.C.
Any Pets?: Simba
If So What Are They?: Dog
Favorite Relative?: All of them
Least Favorite Relative?: All of them
What's Your Heritage/Race?: Mainly english/some irish
Political Affilation?: Independent
Love & Sex
Sexuality?: Straight
Are You In A Relationship Now?: Yes
If So, With Whom?: Liz
For How Long?: Since May
Are You In Love?: Yeah
Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?: Just Liz
Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?: No
How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?: 14
Virgin?: Nope
If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?: 15
Was It Enjoyable?: Yeah
What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone?: I dont think you can go farther
Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?: cheek
Best Love Quote?: All's fair in love and war
Your Friends
Best?: Tommy, Poe, Nick, James
How Many Do You Have?: What like altogether? I dont know
More Guys Or Girls?: more guys
Love Them All?: No
Any You Wish You Were Closer To?: No
Oldest?: Poe
Newest?: James
Pen Pal?: No
Friends And Words: Associate Them
Pen: Tommy
Flower: No
Pink: Nick
Window: Poe
Heart: Tommy
Mother: Liz
Bread: Tommy
Insane: Nick
Sunglasses: Poe
Pimp: James
Cross: Tommy
Lonely: James
Car: Poe
Music: James
This Or That
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers
Thongs or G-Strings?: G strings
Shorts or Pants?: Pants
Shoes or Barefeet?: Shoes
Books or Movies?: Movies
Night or Day?: Day
Dark or Light?: Light
Mountains or Beach?: Beach
Snow or Sun?: Snow
Pepsi or Coke?: Pepsi
Guys or Girls?: Girls
Swim or Surf?: Swim
For or Against
Gay Marriage?: Against
Abortion?: Pro-Choice
Bush Getting Re-elected?: He can't
Suicide?: Against
War?: For
Pants?: For
Clothes In General?: For
Penises?: Against
Favorites
Color?: Green
Number?: 3
Holiday?: Thanksgiving
Season?: Winter
Movie?: The Big Lebowski
Book?: The Iliad
Magazine?: Maxim
Food?: Pizza
Drink?: Capri Sun
TV Show?: House
Song?: Eternal
Band?: Bone
Computer Game?: Diablo
Video Game?: Resident Evil 4
Anime/Manga?: Vampire Hunter D
Shirt?: My camo shirt
Pants?: My trusty jeans
Actor?: Robin Williams
Actress?: Jennifer Garner
Singer?: Shakira
Flower?: Tulip
Scent?: Doo Doo Batter
Animal?: Cat
Cookie?: Chocolate Chip
The Future
Want To Go To College?: yeah
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: A Teacher
Want To Get Married?: Sure
Want To Have Kids?: Yeah
What Would Their Names Be?: Ask Liz
How Many?: Ask Liz
Where Do You Want To Live?: somewhere outside of Atlanta
Where Do You Want To Get Married?: On a nice island
How Do You Want To Die?: In my sleep
More Stuff About You
Piercings?: No
Tattoos?: No
Smoke?: Yes
Drink?: No
Do Drugs?: Only 1
Skinny Dip?: Not lately
Greatest Fear?: flying bugs
Chocolate or Vanilla?: vanilla
Go To Church?: not really
Religion?: Christian
Scars?: one on my dome
CDs Owned?: a lot
Collections?: None
Like To Be Naked?: Yeah
Ever Eaten Sushi?: Yeah
An Entire Case Of Oreos?: Not at once
Been On Stage?: Yeah
Danced In The Rain?: Yeah
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: No
Weirdest Dream?: they're all weird
Best Dream?: I was doing this chick, right ...
Saddest Dream?: Liz died
Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?: The one where I won a shitload of money from faking a car accident injury
Think You're Attractive?: Yeah
Shoplifted?: Have before
Been Caught "Doing Something"?: Yeah...
Weirdest Makeout Place?: Bathroom
Like Thunderstorms?: No
Favorite Shoes?: My Dr Scholls
Favorite Quote?: He who chases two rabbits at once, catches neither -Confucius
Best Advice Given?: Shut up
Worst Advice Given?: Tell her how you really feel
Favorite Song Lyric?: I'm high as giraffe pussy
What Quote Says Most About Your Life?: umm ... I'm high as giraffe pussy
Glad This Is Over?: yeah
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My Interests

Drinking beer, getting mellow, playing poker ... I like to do spontaneous and interesting things, and I'm down to try just about anything once. I love classic literature as well as classic music, just not as much as our modern stuff. I love to write, and hope to finish my book someday. Oh yeah, sex too.
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When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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What Kind of Chevy Should You be Rollin' in?

Silverado 2500
This tough ass truck is all you want to drive. You drive it wherever it's muddy and far up into the hills!

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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Raphael
You can be considered the 'dark one' of your family. You're a hot-head, face it. Or...the 'Realist' some may say. It's a dog-eat-dog world, you're a pretty big dog. You normally lay low until some one gets up your back. You're anti-social and short-tempered...and you're not big on admitting it! But, even though you can act kinda rude and not-there, you're a rather large teddy bear on the inside when it comes to the ones you love...in danger. You hate being called a, 'softy' and you're always ready to 'bring it'.

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I'd like to meet:

YOUR MOM!!!

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Music:

BONE THUGS 'N HARMONYCLICK the above TOURGASM POSTER to check out exclusive new promos posted in my VIDEO section! Don't forget to tell the world you are having a TOURGASM June 11th @ 11:00 on HBO.

Movies:

Forrest Gump is the greatest movie of all time. I thought so at least.

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Monday Night Football

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Books:

"What benefit does it have, if a man gains the whole world but loses his soul? What can man give in exchange of his soul?" (Matthew 16:26)

Heroes:

Anyone who is willing to go the extra mile to help someone out, especially in need. And Chuck Norris.

My Blog

YOU KNOW WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS?

You know what grinds my gears? It's when you're on a 4-lane road and both the people in front of you are going roughly 3 to 4 miles under the speed limit. Come on!! Why don't you both get in the slow ...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:39:00 PST

YOU KNOW WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS? (PART 6)

YOU KNOW WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS? WHEN THIS GIRL IS TOTALLY FLIRTING WITH YOU AND HER BOYFRIEND TOTALLY TRIES TO LOOK LIKE HE 'S HARD. COME ON MAN, IF YOU WERE THAT HARD, NOT ONLY WOULD YOUR GIRLFRIEND N...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 18 May 2006 02:15:00 PST

YOU KNOW WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS? (PART 5)

YOU KNOW WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS? PEOPLE WHO MAKE DECISIONS THAT THEY LIKE, THEN THINK THAT THOSE DECISIONS WILL BE BETTER FOR EVERYONE ELSE. THAT'S GREAT THAT YOU DON'T EAT MEAT, BUT I SURE AS HECK DO (...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 10 May 2006 02:34:00 PST

YOU KNOW WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS? (PART 4)

YOU KNOW WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS? PEOPLE THAT MANIPULATE OTHER PEOPLE TO GET WHATEVER IT IS THEY WANT. I REALLY DON'T NEED TO ELABORATE ON THIS, BUT I WILL. I'M SO SICK OF LISTENING TO PROBLEMS. I'VE GOT...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 May 2006 06:24:00 PST

YOU KNOW WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS?

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? THAT LINDSEY LOHAN CHICK. SHE'S ALL DANCIN' ON THE STAGE, WITH HER LITTLE OUTFITS, AND YA KNOW, I'M JUST HERE WITH MY BEER. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? WHAT, DO YOU...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:39:00 PST

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So here's my website ... I hope ya'll like it, I really just threw this together while I was bored at work. This system is pretty interesting, but at the same time it's kinda scary. What do you guys t...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 12:57:00 PST