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Bruiser

crunchybrown

About Me

Hi I'm Bruiser. I'm 2 years old and dumb as hell. I like to eat, play with my rope, sleep, and shit 4-5 times a day.

My Interests

Chewing the table, couch, dresser, hats, and socks. Playing with my rope.

I'd like to meet:

Other animals so that I can destroy them.

Music:

Terror

Movies:

Turner and Hooch

Television:

Animal Police, World's Funniest Animals

Books:

I can't actually read.

Heroes:

Lassie, Scott Vogel