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Darth Weasel

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hi, thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule to check out my myspace profile... even if you've been here before. I am a hedonist, Catholic, musician, artist, poet, lover, and friend. I work for the big corporate powerhouse known as Wal-mart. 3rd shift Customer Sales Manager is my official title these days.I despise materialism. I loathe the media, current administration, and have a bit of a bias toward the Po-lice. I'm not sure how accurate this thing is, but it is close at least.

Your Political Profile


Overall: 40% Conservative, 60% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?Oh yeah, and you see the lovely lady who is #1 on my friends list? That is my girlfriend. Charming, beautiful, charismatic, gorgeous, intelligent, loving and did I mention she is the greatest thing since sliced bread?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I am looking to find like minded individuals with similar tastes in literature, art, music, and film. Anyone who can carry on a real conversation. As far as the ladies... well.... I don't have a girlfriend but I know a girl who'd be really pissed if she heard me say that. I'd also like to meet a pit bull puppy who wants to come home with me. But until then.... I have Lude the wolf.

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My Blog

Ashes of the wake- Lamb of God

buy it, download it, I don't care how you get it... listen to it and be mesmerized.    How did I ever get hooked on this gay ass myspace deal?
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:36:00 GMT

I have the face, the motive, and the means... Now all I need is a plane ticket.

And believe me, I'd go a long way just to kill him with my bare hands.             
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:53:00 GMT

Did you ever fall in love with that milk maid?

Okay leets make this hort and sweet.  I used to have this huge on crush on a chick in high school whose parents owned a dairy farm.  She also had huge jugs... turns out she is  lesbian....
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:22:00 GMT

And now I remembr why I got hooked to codeine...

Yeah, the last time I had an earache like this... about five years ago I got hooked on Tylenol 3 which is pretty much straight codine attatched to an extra strength Tylenol.  That would be so nic...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:07:00 GMT

Spraypaint the walls with my brain

I hate my sinuses. I get a sinus infection and I feel like shit for a month.  thank the Lord that m doc gave me free Ketek (antibiotic).  So i called in today.  I hope I'm better b...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:29:00 GMT

Our love will forever remain post-modern...

I have been hit.  I have been hit hard and it feels good.  Thats all I can say on the matter due to the public nature of this blog and my desire to avoid drama at all costs.  Anyh...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 23:17:00 GMT

It pisses me off so bad I have to laugh...

I don't normally do this because maybe I'm a bit hypocritical but for Pete's sake why is it that my "friends"... guys that profess to be tight, loyal, whatever wind up schtoinking my ex-girlfriends?.&...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 13:28:00 GMT

Anal sex is a lot like spinach...

And to hear how that ends, check out Chris Vandercook on Myspace Comedy.  Dude is fucking hilarious, but that is beside the point.  I really shouldn't be blogin right now but I don't a chanc...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:55:00 GMT

I wonder what I could say to fill this 95 character maximum...

Damn I haven't blogged in forever.  Anyhoo, life is coming into focus. yay.  Umm, more coming soon.  I am a more and more sober person as days go by.... Yeah thats all I have for now.
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 21:40:00 GMT

please do tell...

This is funny. You fill in the blanks about Me even if you dont have any idea what they are and send it back to Me. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to y...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 23:16:00 GMT