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Jake

you have to impress our bovine public...

About Me

Not a vampire. Not a charlatan. Not a soothsayer. Not in REO Speedwagon...yet.

My Interests

Walking with ipods...as many as possible. Museums and airports. Attempting to cook. Laughing at the stupidy of modern america. Girls with good posture. Eating, talking or thinking about candy. Travelling. Procrastinating. Not procrastinating. Drinking water. Instructional videos from sex-ed class. That Ralph Lauren model. Disambiguation.

I'd like to meet:

Chet Baker & Willy Wonka & Kate Moss (post cocaine/pre-pete doherty)

Music:

Charlie Brown Christmas Special & 70's Porn music.

Movies:

sure...let me name 700 movies...that no one will read,besides pathetic losers like jordan lakin and my roommate...(UPDATE! let be said that "the phrase pathetic loser(s)" is meant as the highest term of endearment...glad to know my friends are such p.l.'s that i have to clarify.

Books:

i burn a copy of "The Da Vinci Code" every week, just to feel alive.

Heroes:

Snoopy

My Blog

not really updated rules to live by from 2005...

Here they are. 1. If you use the word, "TWEEN," or any other syntaxical variation you are going to HELL. If you don't believe me (listen up atheists) then your children will die before you.2. If yo...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST