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uglylittlebitch

Hi Chickies!! All the NEWEST ULB merch at www.uglylittlestore.com

About Me

Get Ugly Little Bitch tees at the ugly little store ...I'm here to fight the war on assholes. One buttcrack at a time. I speak my mind, am opinionated and don't put up with any crap. I won't let losers with no imagination squash my hopes & dreams. My favorite saying is: Someone smells like bullshit. I'm a strong female and that can be threatening to turds who have no life. I look like a cross between a punk ass movie star and a friggin rad evil queen. My image has been licensed on tons of merch. T-shirts, posters, lounge wear, magnets, flip flops, shoes. It's not the crappy looking shit. It's the blinged out goods you wanna own. Some people want me to shut up and change my name. I said I'd change it to Ugly GIANT SIZED Bitch cause I like to super size it! I'm a great friend and if I love U I'll get your back everyyyyy time.
I was on "Good Day LA" with Jillian Barbieri recently. If you want to see it click Jillian on Windows media, or Jillian Quick Time She's the shizzy!!
Recently I made a career change and became a film director and movie star, which is pretty cool. Kinda had to, my co-workers were dickheads. jackasses. losers. you might know em. I hate jackholes who pick on the underdogs, earth destroyin scum suckers, power trippin rich freaks who can't get a girl unless they're paying for a lap dance. I'm no super hero or villian-chick, just someone with a little fire in my ass. squeag. Ugly Little Bitch clothing is available here!
Enter uglylittlestore at discount box in checkout and get 10%off!!...

My Interests

Cool new black shirt with FAME in silver glitter! They're HOT!
Rad Hot Special at Ugly Little Store Check out this shirt! It says "No wonder I'm such a dirty little bitch, I work with a bunch of assholes"
MAGIC was fk'n insane fun!!! I will be adding a list of locations so you can find ULB at your favorite stores!! Checkout one of my newest shirts. Coolio all over print. It says "Get your own band loser"

I'd like to meet:




Anyone who isn't on crack.

Check out my rad merch selling at Jay Jay's in Australia, South Africa and New Zealand. The skater pants are off the hook
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Get a beverage and click here! ...
***Check out ULB merch in the Planet Hollywood window at the new PH in Las Vegas. both stores are carrying ULB pillows, bags and tees! Grab a bunch of em before they sell out!!! (and yes they will and you will totally miss out. so book your trip to Vegas NOW!!) :)
***ULB baby couture is selling at an upscale boutique in the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas, the store is called Kids Karnival. (yes, it is spelled with a K instead of a C. it's klever) The onsies and tees look amazing, after one week some designs were already sold out!!
***Spencer Gifts is carrying ULB. walk in and tell them u want more!!
***Soon ULB will be in Spain, London, Japan when this happens I will post it with pics from my chickies around the world.xoxoxoox
***Best store to find ULB at in Hawaii-"Animation Magic" These girlie-o's ROCK!!! Go see 'em and get the famous, ULB Bullshit mints!!! Perfect for high powered meetings!!!

Music:

I like everything that doesn't make me wanna puke. Amy Winehouse, Green Day, Alicia Keys, Beastie Boys, The Clash, The Killers, Godsmack, White Stripes, The Like, Chris Brown, Kanye West, Linkin Park, The Beatles, Aretha, Beck, Annie Lennox, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Evanescence, Say Anything, Rage Against The Machine

Movies:

Yeah, whatev. I direceted "Betty eats a pie" (starring my mom) when I was 10. Now I am directing and producing feature films for the lame studios. The up side of the bullshit is I get to show em my bottom line...

Television:

when I'm on it, i'll watch it.

Books:

New ULB book comin out soon!! "Works A Bitch. So Am I."
The ULB 2008 calendar is bad ass. find one. google this, hunt it down. it's a must have.

Heroes:

My Mom. Her name is BBB. (Big Bad Betty) She's a plumber and she don't take no shit. Unless you call her 800 number, than she'll take it and charge you for it later.

My Blog

9 reasons why Spring Breaks a Bitch!!

Hola Chickies!Spring Break is happenin and its a bitch. All those jackholes keep telling me to calm down! WTF home shizzle, it’s time to part-ayy!!9 reasons spring break sux!1. You feel special...
Posted by uglylittlebitch on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 03:53:00 PST

even if you had a clue. it wouldn’t be a good one....

Hi ya Chickies,yes, it's a bloody miracle!! I am going to stop whatever the hellI was so intensely doing ummm....work-work work-grrrrrrr---- and blog- becausemy dear chickies, I have just got to say m...
Posted by uglylittlebitch on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:00:00 PST

"THINGS i must AVOID AT ALL COSTS while AUNT ROSE is in da house"

Most People have a" TO DO LIST" but somedays I have to stop my ass kickin and try not to hurt anyone. Yes, you heard me. I've noticed 2 things when this happens. It occurs every 28 days and I always h...
Posted by uglylittlebitch on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:38:00 PST

9 things you should know about an unnamed ex-boyfriend:

Dear Bloggy & Favorite Chickies,I Missed ya all so fk'n much!!! I have been workin like a bad ass bitch, kicken some serious ass all over this town!! Whooooop!At last...I bloggeth...this is for all ya...
Posted by uglylittlebitch on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:27:00 PST

The smells of summer

Dear Bloggy and Favorite Chickies!!!I have missed you ALL so much!! Yes, I had a rad and insanely fun vacay but it would have been more funtabulous with all my chickies along. Okay, I do have a few gu...
Posted by uglylittlebitch on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 01:11:00 PST

prenuptial train wreck

Dear Bloggy,Here are a few things i have learned this week. Since the week is not even over, i think i am batting a pretty good average. I mean if i was a batter.number 1.i should have married Paul M...
Posted by uglylittlebitch on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:01:00 PST

It was kinda like "broke back" but without the mountain part

Dearest darling Bloggy and Favorite Chickies,I hope you all had a memorable Memorial weekend.Mine was great. for a little while.I did some Spring cleanin'. Yup, I waxed everything in sight. And it fel...
Posted by uglylittlebitch on Wed, 31 May 2006 07:57:00 PST

Real Friends

There is a lot of talk about Real friends vs Not real friends on here. Some people write me and say are you real?Are you a real friend? Or are you just trying to sell your shit. okay dudes, of course ...
Posted by uglylittlebitch on Sat, 27 May 2006 05:47:00 PST

Here you go girlies!!

I have gotten loads of requests for free stuff, discounts and modeling in exchange for tees. You guys know if I could, I'd dress you all up in ULB gear and show ya off!! How is 20% off any order for t...
Posted by uglylittlebitch on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:53:00 PST

9 things i learned this weekend

It's Moanday. (yes, yes,  i mispelled it) Dear Bloggy & favorite bitches, I had an asskicken weekend and i thought i'd share what i learned. Learning experiences can be painful. they can...
Posted by uglylittlebitch on Mon, 15 May 2006 02:56:00 PST