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Saucy Sarah.

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About Me

Here I am in the middle of the cyber universe. Whether you stumbled apon my page unintentionally or you came here looking for me, you will now gain small little insights in to my life... MyGen Profile GeneratorTen Things Men Need to Know about Women - by Jenna Fischer ---------------------------------------------------------1. If we run into your ex-girlfriend in public, the first thing you should do is put your arm around us. And if we have to introduce ourselves, you are in big trouble.2. When you tell us about a business lunch you had with a woman, it's a good idea to tell us that she's fat, ugly, old, or a lesbian. Preferably all of them.3. PMS is real. It's chemical, and it sucks. If someone told you that every thirty days you were going to get jacked repeatedly in the nuts, you'd be pissy around day twenty-six, too.4. When we say, "I don't feel connected," the only appropriate response is, "I feel it, too. Let's go out for a nice dinner and reconnect." Try it. You will get laid.5. If you can locate the following items in our home -- tape, casserole dish, Christmas ornaments -- you will get laid.6. If you act excited about the bath mat we bought at Target, you will get laid.7. We really want to have kids. That is, until you want to have kids. Then: "Hey, slow down. What about my career? It's my body. I'm not just a depository for your sperm, you know. Fuck off. Wait, come back. I'm sorry about that. It's sweet you want to have kids. Let's talk about it in a year."8. You know what's really gay? Football. Instead of watching it, just have sex with another dude once a year. Get it all out of your system at once.9. We can make a "celebrity safe list" if you want. But I am way more likely to get Patrick Dempsey to fuck me in a bathroom than you are to get Lindsay Lohan to suck you off in your car.10. Okay, wait. Maybe not Lindsay Lohan. But you know what I mean.

My Interests

The Likes List...Rainbows, Elbow, Music, Art, Museums, Spring Thunderstorms, Piercings, Tattoos, Toddlers With Cute Bellies, Headphones, The Internet, Cartoons, Guinea Pigs, My Cell Phone, Sleeping, Waking Up And Having Nothing To Do, Vacation, Being Naked, Skinny White Boys In Girl Pants, Wife Beaters, Jazz, Colorful Socks, Stuffed Animals, Open Windows, Sounds Of The City, American Eagle, The Smell Of Cedar, Camping, Hiking, Being Outdoors, Massages, Concerts, Painted Toenails, Belts, Chucks, Hemp Products, Whole Foods, Organic, H20, Mirror Balls, Funky Jewelry, Kandy, Parties, My Friends, Email, Random Letters In The Mail, Post Cards, Freshly Brushed Teeth, Floss, Pillows, Road Trips, Text Messages, Voice Mails, Ikea, Junior Mints, Ben And Jerry's Ice Cream, Vermont, California, Arizona, Canada, Nepal, Zen, Body Spray, Cold Showers, Hot Showers, Showers With Someone Else, Football, Snow, My Birthday, Autumn, Warm Weather, Jacket Weather, Movies, Raspberry Tea, Sparkling Water With Lime, Angelina Jolie, Crepes, Jackelopes, Muppets, Writing, Blogging, Meeting New People, Running In To Old Friends, Bras That Fit, Lip Gloss, Guitar, Ceramics, Sculpture, Pasta, Candles, Clean Bathrooms, Clean Sinks, Clean Sheets, Dirty Boys, Hats, Sunglasses That I Can Hide Behind, Compliments, Lotion, Christmas, Family, Sex, Being Vulnerable, Alarm Clocks, Fireplaces, Bouncy Balls, Gumball Machines, Loose Change, Me Changing, My Hair, Green Eyes, The Sky , The Stars, Telescopes, My Dad, My Mom, Me, Down Comforters, Tetris, Ebay, Light Sticks, Gum, Incense, Fire, Yard Work, Italian Food, Sweaters, Swooshy Pants, Ufos, Vans, Body Wash, Flowers, Surprises, Sunrises, Pizza, Salads, Skateboarding, Sleeping Children, Brick Houses, Swamps, Hippies, Facial Hair On Men, Window Seats, Balloons, Rooftop Decks, Water Views, Veggies, Frozen Food, Pie, Cheese Cake, Pink, Bright Colors, White Trim In Houses, Skylights, Sun Roofs, Power Windows And Locks, Disney, College, South Beach, San Francisco, St. Louis Arch, Cherry Blossoms, Bonsai Trees, Fruit, Black Lights, Lava Lites, Flying Kites, Dancing, Getting My Picture Taken, Walking, Night Lights, Porch Lights, Reading The News Paper, Staying Up All Night, Hfstival, Myspace, Hoodies, White Boxers With White Wife Beaters, Tevas, Straightened Hair, Thin Mints, Peanut Butter, Steamers, Pb&J, Bananas, S-Mores, T-Shirts, Pigtails, Subs, Red Wine, Dirty Martinis, Gin & Tonics (But Only With Bombay Sapphire), Dollar Stores, Clearance Sales, Netflix, Tax Rebates, Swings, Bar Strolls, Bean Bag Chairs, Thrift Store Finds, Doc Martins, Bandanas, Nalgene Bottles, Razor Blades, My Electric Shaver, Messages In Bottles, Bwi Airport, Adderall, Pixie Dust, Dreams, Hopes, Wishes, Field Parties, Shrooms, Cuffed Pants, Kiwi, Card Games, Board Games, Coffee Shop Friends, Singing In Public, Lollipops, Cranberry Juice, Honey Butter, Dessert, Inside Jokes, Crying, Fear, Traveling, Free Mobile To Mobile Minutes, Pop Rocks, Birth Control, Sand In My Toes, Rocks, Boy Briefs, Zippo Lighters, My Glass Pipe, Laptops, Lapdances, Chairs With Wheels, Sporks, Pretzels, Staplers, Tape, Pacifiers, Super Glue, Paper Airplane, Climbing Trees, Cuddling, Kissing For The First Time, Directions That Are Easy To Follow, Screen Savers, Typing Papers, Blowing Curtains, Dividers In My Note Book, Memories Of Senior Year, Morning Glories, Glitter, Clay, Roller Coasters, Luna Bars, Guys Who Can Sing Well, Butterflies, Dragonflies, Handbags, Getting Hair Cuts, First Rolls, Skyscrapers, Songs With Social Commentary In Them, Freeze-Dried Camp Food, Moonlight, Cirque Due Sol, Ice Cream Cones, Google, Gmail, Yahoo Games, Birds, The Sound Snow Makes When You Walk On It, Justice, The Beach, The Morning After, Concerts, Power Tools, Suicide Girls, South Of The Boarder, Spanakopita, Belts, Microwaves, Lint Brushes, Nape Piercings, Blowing Glass, Flirting With Boys That May Or May Not Have A Chance With Me, Rav'n Lights, The Look Of Chain Wallets, Being Able To Call My Cell When I Lose It In The House, Making People Happy, Flowing Skirts, Breakfast, Mr. Yuck, Antibacterial Soap, Pink Lighters (Only The Bic Kind Not Those Shitty Generic Ones), Modeling Nude, Flashlights, Blankets, Lint Brushes, Ceiling Fans, Remote Controls, Meeting New People, Singing In The Shower, Atticus Finch!! (My Cat for All of Those Who Do Not Know), Waiting Tables, Making Money, Masturbating, My Ipod (Major Props to the Ex on That One), Jewelry, Craigslist.Org, Leftovers, Antibiotics, Football, Steve, Blue Moon, Magic Hat, Work, lichen jack-in-the-pulpits lady spippers ferns

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Ernesto "Che" Guevara, Helen Keller the Socialist, Charles Darwin, Alexander "Sasha" Shulgin and Janis Joplin...also maybe this guy:

Music:

jack johnson, oar, the white stripes, green day , avril lagvigne, maroon 5, starsailor, modest mouse, dashboard confessional, brand new, sarah mclachlan, eminem, jason mraz, nirvana, the doors, coldplay, alanis morissette, the used, unwritten law, feist, oasis, radiohead, aretha franklin, cake, audioslave, barenaked ladies, beck, the beatles, hot hot heat, the flaiming lips, hall and oates, incubus, g love, funkadelic, parliment, frank zappa, foo fighters, fleetwood mac, loius armstrong, mahalia jackson, dusty springfield, nelly, oar, ludacris, ja rule, outkast, pearl jam, simon and garfunkle, no doubt, the killers, joni mitchell, n.e.r.d., jimi hendrix, janis joplin, pete yorn, pink flyod, the police, prince, the postal service, weezer, vertical horizon, the used, the fray, tracey chapman, the offspring, tom petty and the heartbreakers, tegan and sara, toad the wet sprocket, talking heads, sublime, system od a down, stevie ray vaughn, snoop dogg, smashing pumpkins, rancid, rage against the machine,queen, the raconteurs, johnny cash, damien rice, bright eyes, tori amos oh shit thats about alll i can think of right now.

Movies:

In no particular order... dogma, american history x, go, blow, groove, american beauty, boys dont cry, adaptation, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, spiderman I & II, human traffic, the truth about cats and dogs, good will hunting, finding neverland, the goonies, napoleon dynamite, donnie darko, requiem for a dream, spun, plup fiction, clockwork orange, labyrinth, edward scissorhands, chasing amy, the life of david gail, run lola run, the lost boys, empire records, school of rock, orange county, mean girls, hercules (yes the disney one), waiting, million dollar baby, lost in translation, the virgin suicides, fight club, x men, mr. & mrs. smith, saved, harold and kumar go to white castle, 200 cigarettes, the little mermaid, theres something about mary, borat, lets go to prison, saw II, the doors, trainspotting, slither, dawn of the dead, the departed, swingers, the 40 year old virgin..yeah well there are a lot more i'll write more later when i think of them.

Television:

Family guy and of course the office!
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Books:

Naked by David Sedaris

Heroes:

My mom. because god knows i would've killed me if i were her. My nieces for being so strong with everything that's been going on.

My Blog

Best video ever!!!

I cried...
Posted by Saucy Sarah. on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:34:00 PST

updates on my ill niece.

For those who don't know my niece is in the hospital with a tumor in her abdomen. Here is her website. The status of her condition is updated pretty much everyday. http://www.caringbridge.org/visit/...
Posted by Saucy Sarah. on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:20:00 PST

well.. i already knew i was.

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Posted by Saucy Sarah. on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:32:00 PST

pictures

Things that make me laugh.          a blog in pictures ...
Posted by Saucy Sarah. on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:13:00 PST

Waiters unite.

A friend of mine emailed me this link. I thought is was super funny. I'm posting it because if you've ever waited tables you understand.10-Percent Tip Teaches Waitress Valuable LessonCONCORD, NH-&...
Posted by Saucy Sarah. on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:01:00 PST

alas i must face my reality

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Posted by Saucy Sarah. on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 03:29:00 PST

Damn you laundry!

Why must I be one quarter short for the dryer?  I'm tearing apart my apartment in hopes of finding one quarter.  Its not like it is when i'm short for the washer, I can just decide not to do...
Posted by Saucy Sarah. on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:45:00 PST

No fucking way!!!

This is crazy..I can't belive this what?? someone made this?                   Thanks, but no thanks... i'd much rather h...
Posted by Saucy Sarah. on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:36:00 PST

If it wasn't for days like this...

I wouldn't make it through weeks like the last. Last week kicked my ass. (See previous two blogs!) I really was feeling down about myself and at times i thought that bad things were just going to kee...
Posted by Saucy Sarah. on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:02:00 PST

The Cherry on top of a fucking week from hell!

So as we all know last Thursday(9/21) I fell off of my bike and managed to hit my head on the ground and give myself one hell of a shiner, if i do say so myself. Well that wasn't the begining of ...
Posted by Saucy Sarah. on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:56:00 PST