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Tartan Lani

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About Me

Yea me! I'm a happy little minx! The long and the short: I'm a bundle of fun, provided yer not an idiot.
My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Entirely Miss Reverend Lady Lani the Scintillating of Old Tonbridge Wafers
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||| 23%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com14pt;'You Are Beer!
You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!" What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
Your Taste in Music:
80's Alternative: High Influence
80's Pop: High Influence
80's Rock: High Influence
Classic Rock: High Influence
Country: High Influence How's Your Taste in Music?

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Which Buffy The Vampire Slayer Character are you?
BUFFY: You want to be honest of what you really think but you don't know if they can take it. You are the head of the crowd, the leader. you are very outgoing, and try to be nice to everybody, well anybody who doesn't think your a freak. You are shy when it comes to those you are attracted to. Even though you can be shy around people who you are attracted to, this doesn't mean you don't always try to find someone who is right for you.
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What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.


The South
Philadelphia
The Northeast
The Inland North
The West
Boston
North Central
What American accent do you have?
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My Interests

Lots of stuff. Theater, beer, volleyball, reading, nerdy-ass role playing games, nerdy-ass conventions, nerdy-ass boys, karaoke, people I like, spending money I ain't got, and my kid.

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What Musical Are You?

Wicked
You're Wicked! Others see you as a bad seed, but you're really just a good person. It's not your fault that others only see what's on the outside. You're misunderstood, and only want love in your life.

Which Wizard of Oz Character Are You?
Dorothy
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You Are a Phoenix
Driven and ambitious, you tend to acquire material success easily.
You have grand schemes - both for your own life and for changing the whole world.
You are a great leader, and you have no problem taking the reigns.
However, you aren't all business. You also have great talents for performing and visual arts. What Mythological Creature Are You? href="http://www.myyearbook.com"Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Name: Lani
Birthdate: 3-20-75
Birthplace: Chattanooga, TN
Current Location: Marietta, GA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Auburn
Height: 5'4
Weight: 126
Piercings: 5
Tatoos: 3
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I'm damn near Emo
Overused Phraze: Lol
FAVORITES
Food: Lani's green salad
Candy: Hershey's with Almonds
Number: 26
Color: Orange
Animal: Alligator
Drink: Beer
Alcohol Drink: Beer
Bagel: Onion
Letter: L (duh!)
Body Part on Opposite sex: Ass
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Iced, heavily
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee. Don't speak to me unless I've had some.
Kiss or Hug: I'm a hugger.
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: 80's
Summer or Winter: Summer. I hate being cold.
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love with money. Why limit yourself?
YOUR...
Bedtime: When I fall asleep
Most Missed Memory: My dad
Best phyiscal feature: Boobs.
First Thought Waking Up: No.
Goal for this year: Make it through.
Best Friends: Jen
Weakness: Shiner Bock, people who cry
Fears: Fire, insanity
Heritage: European shake
Longest relationship: 4 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Please....
Ever Smoked: And inhaled
Pot: In the past
Ever been Drunk: Last night......hic...
Ever been beaten up: Yes
Ever beaten someone up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: You have to be with someone to get dumped
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: many and varied
What country do you want to Visit: England
How do you want to Die: Unaware
Been to the Mall Lately: NO
Do you like Thunderstorms: Do they like me? I have a problem wit that.
Get along with your Parents: The majority of the time
Health Freak: I'm Southern. Deep fried does not mix with Health Freak.
Do you think your Attractive: occasionally
Believe in Yourself: I believe in "ism's"
Want to go to College: did
Do you Smoke: currently
Do you Drink: frequently
Shower Daily: people don't?
Been in Love: -sigh- yeah......
Do you Sing: do I breathe?
Want to get Married: sure
Do you want Children: have one
Have your future kids names planned out: I don't have a future picked out
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: I'm re-virginizing.
Hate anyone: yes

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I'd like to meet:

People who don't annoy me. My score on The Can You Kill a Man? Test :

Maybe you could...
(You scored 23% Cold and 61% Level-Headed!)

In a pinch, you could do it, but you'd need a damn good reason to. And you're not going to be too happy afterward.

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Music:

I'd rather give up sex than live without it. And that would suck. Which Eighties Band Are You? {Pics included}
You are The Cure.Some Songs ~ Lovecats Friday I'm in Love Hot Hot Hot!!! Love Song
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Movies:

Wonderful invention. Everybody should see some.

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Television:

Interferes with my reading time...

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Books:

I read. A lot. My tastes are wide and varied. Hell, I read encyclopedias when I get bored. You can never have too much useless knowledge stored up in your brain.
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Heroes:

I'm my own damn hero! Yea me!

You are The Moon

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.

The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.

What Tarot Card are You?
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My Blog

College bites, smoker no more and addicted to the Sopranos: The Current Life and Times

Lawks-a-mussy! It has been a busy damn summer! As many of you know, I have returned to the land of higher education in order to expand my intellect (make more fucking money). Well, kiddos, there are a...
Posted by Tartan Lani on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 06:06:00 PST

Grading my "Southerness"

..> Southern Survey. 1. Have you ever gone muddin'?Yup.2. Have you ever lived on a dirt/gravel road?No. But my driveway was gravel and I used to run around on it barefoot. 3. Ever been swimming i...
Posted by Tartan Lani on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:36:00 PST

Reasons I Love Theater

1. It's perfectly okay to get butt-naked in front of your cast during changes. 2. You are not required to comment on the physique of the equally butt-naked people around you. 3.In a Shakespearean play...
Posted by Tartan Lani on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 04:10:00 PST

Huzzah! Steve...we hardly knew ye...

Okay. So I went to Medieval Times tonight to celebrate the blessed birthday of my friend Sara (a.k.a. Pretty Pretty Princess). She looked FABULOUS! I know, cause I made her pretty pretty princess dres...
Posted by Tartan Lani on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:43:00 PST

I Wonder....

I wonder why it is that we always elect idiots to represent us. I wonder why the human body must endure stretch marks. We're mostly water, after all. I wonder why my hair is turning out to be more and...
Posted by Tartan Lani on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:19:00 PST

I Done Got Whupped!!!!!

So....I was told I had just better go post a reveiw about my experiences at Frolicon cause' certain people live vicariously through me cause they are thorough chicken shits. And I said.....okay! To be...
Posted by Tartan Lani on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:40:00 PST

The Equation of Sex

My, my, my. We all want it, don't we (nuns aside)? And for whatever reasons, we all somehow manage to rate ourselves with this invisible scale of either getting IT (good) or not getting IT (loser...
Posted by Tartan Lani on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:42:00 PST

Lacking a Mental Disorder is Sooo Not Cool!

Everybody else has one! Why can't I? I feel singled out from the pack, ridiculed for my seeming normality. Check this out- You scored as Unipolar Depression. Congraulations! You are depressed! You k...
Posted by Tartan Lani on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:36:00 PST

People are really strange....

...which is the key reason I think I avoid them on a general basis. And it's funny, ya know, because I've always considered myself to be sort of odd. But, seriously folks, some of the truly weird shit...
Posted by Tartan Lani on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:24:00 PST

The Art of Good Spanking

I swear I'd give my left tit to see just how many dirty minded folk check out this blog! Be that as it may, I want to pontificate for a moment on spanking. I'm not just referring to the delicious ass ...
Posted by Tartan Lani on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:56:00 PST