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the N.U.T.S.

"N.U.T.S"......."NASTY. UNTAMED. TRIFLIN. S..!!T."

About Me

MYKZLPLYX AND MR-DVS ARE DEMONS FROM THE 25TH DIMESIONS......CONTINUING THE NEXUS, THE N.U.T.S FORMED WHEN PLYX WAS REJECTED BY RAWHYDE OF THE CAREER KILLAZ BECAUSE OF HIS WILD TRYFLING MANNER. AS INSANITY, AND THE FEELING OF ABANDONMENT SET INTO PLYX.......HE SWORE REVENGE AGAINST RAWHYDE AND ALL NORMALS. PLYX DEVISED A PLAN THAT WOULD HAUNT RAWHYDE FOREVER, THE PLAN INVOLVES RAWHYDE'S DNA WHICH PLYX STOLE (SEE KEYHARMONY PROFILE) STEALING RAWHYDE'S DNA MADE IT EASY FOR PLYX TO MAKE MR - DVS, A PERFECT OPPOSITE OF RAWHYDE A.K.A DNS. ONCE THIS MOSTER WAS CREATED PLYX FORMED THE GROUP YOU SEE HERE DA N.U.T.S (NASTY UNTAMED TRYFLIN SHIT). DA N.U.T.S LIVE TO MAKE TRYFLING MUSIC THAT THE PEOPLE LOVE. STAY TUNED FOR THE REST OF THE STORY AS IT TRANSPIRES.....

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Member Since: 3/23/2006
Band Website: THIS MYSPACE SHIT LMAO!!!!
Band Members: MYKZYLPLYX -MR. DVS -SHOTT (SEVLEAF) -SYRUSS(THE VIRUS) -FURIOUS-
Influences: NASTY.... TRYFLING..... DISGUSTING.... ILL... WILD...... CRAZY..... DEAD.... SHIT.....
Sounds Like: DA N.U.T.S.......WHAT DID YOU THINK, SOMEBODY ELSE COULD BE THIS TRYFLING?The Shit List:Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just..... you've taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family... ENJOY DA SHIT IIIIGHTGhost Shit You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.Teflon Coated Shit Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!Mud Butt Shit This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your ass 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.Second Thought Shit You're all done wiping your ass and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more.Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.Turtle Head Shit You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.King Kong Shit This shit is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger or a tooth brush works well. This kind of shit usually happens at someone else's house.Wet Cheeks Shit This shit hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your ass wet.Wish Shit You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no shit!Snake Shit This shit is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.Cork Shit (Also Known as Floater Shit) Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. This shit usually happens at someone else's house too.Spicy Food or Fire in the hole Shit You'll know it's alright to eat again when your arsehole stops burning.Beer Drunk Shit This happens the day after the night before. Normally your shit doesn't smell too bad, but this shit is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the toilet. This kind of shit also usually happens at someone else's house.The Frightened Turtle The kind of shit that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back inThe Bungee Shit The kind of shit that just hangs off your ass before it falls into the water.The Ring of Fire Shit The kind of shit where you eat really spicy food and your arsehole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter.The Crippler The kind of shit where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.The Big Bobber The kind of shit that no matter how many times you flush it always floats back to the surface.The Shitty Shitty Bang Bang The kind of shit that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.The Incredible Hulk Shit The king of shit may hurt alot getting out ya ass and mysteriously expands to twice it's normal size.The Jack the Ripper Shit The kind of shit that yanks out the hair of your ass as it pushes its way out.The Party Pooper The giant shit you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.Dirty Bowl Shit The kind of shit that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.The Windy City Shit When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a shit.Oh Shit! Shit You shit so much and wipe your arse so furiously you run out of toilet paper and you say OH SHIT!The Never Ending Shit It's the shit that keeps running out of your ass hole like pee, and just when you start wiping your arse your stomach gargles and splash, more shit runs out. This always happens after eating at Kentucky Fried Chicken.Ouch That Hurt Shit The type of shit that leaves you feeling like you just hopped onto a bicycle without a seat. Sensation usually lasts hours like the Hulk
Record Label: SKUMBUCKET ENTERTAINMENT
Type of Label: Indie