GEEK STALKER PIECES OF SHIT |
LADIES -- tis the season for the myspace freaks to come out. Maybe because it's the holidays and these dumb motherfuckers are gloomy and sad and horny and tired of whacking off to the same picture of ...
Posted by lisa on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:42:00 PST |
THANKSGIVING 07 (what I’m thankful for) |
1. GREAT FRIENDS (you know who you are people, you're all in my heart)
2. A GREAT HUSBAND (I'm truly blessed)
3. PORNO PICTIONARY
4. MEN WHO TAKE OWNERSHIP OF THEIR BALDNESS AND SHAVE THEIR HEADS
5. ...
Posted by lisa on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:18:00 PST |
BIG ASS= BIG BRAINS!! NEW STUDY!!,What those curves mean: Brains are a thing of beauty |
BIG ASS BIG BRAINS!!..
Ok so unless you were living in a cave this week, you heard about the study saying that the bigger the hip to thigh ratio, the more intelligent the woman. Translation the bigg...
Posted by lisa on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:40:00 PST |
THE 2007 VMA’s -- TRASHTASTIC!!! |
Ok so by now pretty much everyone has seen or heard that Britney sucked balls at the VMA's this past Sunday night. I won't spend too much time on her except to pose a few obvious thoughts that no one ...
Posted by lisa on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:16:00 PST |
FUCKING SENIORS - LITERALLY |
OK so this is all over the news...figured why not have a little fun with it.
Survey: Seniors Have Sex Into 70s, 80sBY MARILYNN MARCHIONEAP Medical Writer11:06 PM EDT, August 22, 2007
An unprecedented...
Posted by lisa on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:55:00 PST |
I HATE IT WHEN... |
In no particular order...I hate it when...
I hate it when people bitch and complain that they never go out and then never show up when you invite them out.
I hate it when people get drunk and retarde...
Posted by lisa on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:53:00 PST |
KAAAABBBOOOM! NYC WTF?? |
I work on 3rd ave at 44th in NYC. The explosion that wigged everyone out yesterday took place 3 blocks away on 41st. HOLY CRAP!
Being that I also work right near GRAND CENTRAL TERMINAL, the fucking U...
Posted by lisa on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:39:00 PST |
WHAT WOULD JESUS DRIVE?? |
So unless you live in a cave I'm sure by now you have heard of the latest mess of holy shit to come out of the Vatican't. The 10 Commandments for drivers. I of course found the AP story on this absurd...
Posted by lisa on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:16:00 PST |
NOW HIRING -- AVERAGE LOOKING A MUST |
Ok, so the ONE thing that I think, turns women against women and shits all over the women's liberation movement the MOST in corporate America is when women are unable to get over the fucking fact that...
Posted by lisa on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:11:00 PST |
TAKE THESE WINGS AND SHOVE EM!! |
GISELE TO HANG UP HER ANGEL WINGS
It is truly the end of an era. Supermodel Gisele Bundchen allegedly told Victoria's Secret to take those angel wings and stick em in their ass after VS balked at upp...
Posted by lisa on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:05:00 PST |
