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Grizz

About Me

I enjoy walks on the beach, a nice glass of red wine, while enjoying my weekly funny books and crushing the souls of my enemies. I’m a simple man, but I rule my domain with an iron fist ( my mom’s basement).If I love you, then you shall be loved, if I hate you, may you catch Ebola. A man of the people (check), a great lover (check), a bad lover ( Double check), but mostly a bad mothafucka!!!! ( go ask ya ma dukes).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

1.Yackoff Smirnoff 2.Black Females that don’t finger bibles 3.Biz Markie 4.The creator of the flesh colored band aid/crayon, so I can beat his/her ass 5.Coach McGuirk 6.Bill Murray 7.MF Doom, so I can tell him to stop being lazy 8.Barbra Bush ( Say no to this *slap*) 9.The inventor of the microwave ( I love you) 10.Yo Momma

My Blog

Happy Manifest Destiny Day!!!!

Seriously we should have a holiday that celebrates the trail of tears.Eugene McDaniels - The parasite http://www.sendspace.com/file/ev0schGreat song on the subject, give it a listen.
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:20:00 GMT

I thought this was funny

My brother found this ad in the sunday paper and I almost busted my gut.If it had said "Love dat chicken", I would have died.
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:00:00 GMT

Mos was in my head

every since i was small, i played the wallthe loner type, even as a little tike(singing)while the other little kids were out at play, i was home wishing for a rainy dayyay..(/singing)i didn't have fri...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 19:55:00 GMT

Phonte from little Brother says "Stop being Niggers"

Phonte's new blog is on some Good vs. Bad black people shit. After reading some of his other blogs, Im not even surprised. http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&f riendID=24373698...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 16:53:00 GMT

Our country has called for men to serve, so Ive decided to enlist

Look Ive made my mind up, Im a bad dude and I can no longer sit by, while these ninja try to take our freedom away. I wont stop to the ninja who placed his fifthly hands on our dear president, has a...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 03:42:00 GMT

P-Grizzly

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Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 14:14:00 GMT

How many Sasquatches had to die, to make those boots?

If you live in a place where it snows, then you've seen this newer fashion trend of rockin furry boots. I don't know when it started but I begun to notice many women wearing what looked to be "sasquat...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 11:15:00 GMT

Next on Murray Povich: Youre too fat to be wearing that!!!

I could go the normal route and talk about how funny these shows are (I'm not saying that they aren't sometimes), instead I'm going to talk about the general fakeness of the audience. Episode A: I hav...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:08:00 GMT

TASTY CAKES

Tasty Tasty cakes   Tasty cakes&&.mmmmmmmmmmm so good   Tasty cakes .....mmmmmmm yummy yum   Tasty Tasty cakes     Oh, was I supposed to say something profound here...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:23:00 GMT