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About Me

I hate the telephone and MSN and I'm also a terrible penpal. Let's be friends. Do I like it when Chubby Checkers and The Fat Boys sing together? Yes. I am lazy, I will cut and paste my friendster profile here.... I like when the song "Trilogy" on Daydream Nation hits the 11:29 mark. Sometimes I'll yell "Fucking Trilogy Guy!!" accompined by a celebatory hand gesture. I don't like when people steal peoples' shticks and jokes and act like it's their own istead of it being a celebrating of the person they have stole it from. I remember almost everything and anything, well, not really, just things that are fun and not useful. I can remember every episode of GIjoe or Leave it To Beaver etc, or what shirt my friend was wearing 2 months ago, or which guns came with which Han Solo action figure I had when I was 8, but can't remember my new postal code. I own over 40 pairs of pants, and wear 4 of them. I like the taste of grape juice in my mouth a lot. My cheeks are chubbier than most babies'. I like to give nicknames and short forms to things that don't need them or warrent them. One time I fell asleep with my face on a lit light bulb. Other than inhaling food, it takes me 10 times longer to do anything than anyone else. which I don't see as a bad thing at all. who needs hustle and bustle anyway? I wish I had a deep gravely singing voice so I could sing beautiful country duets with women with beautiful singing voices. I like things that are awesome. Sometimes I like things that are wicked too. I would like to go on some sort of adventure and when they make a movie about it I want "The Battle of Evermore" to play at some point. My Goal is to one day be so happy that I uncontrolably shout the word PARTY and really truely mean it. I also wish I was as cool as Dylan McKay. What's the difference between me and you? About 5 bank accounts, 3 ounces, and 2 vehicles. http://www.friendster.com/profiles/drskeleton.. target="" class="navbar"Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lindsay Weir, Shady Sides, Grimlock, a teenage googoomuck,Bob & David, Natasha Marley, The Royal Dutch of Dukes, The Great Garloo, Purdue, The Kool-Aid man, Skeletor, Bruce Baum, Kevin Flynn,Dr.Evazan,Diana Prince, Barbara Gordon, Senator Tankerbell, Eunice Chantilly, Talking Snakes that hiss their S's when they speak. Ghosts and Spooky phantoms, People who wear overall shorts. Bubb Rubb for sure. Hungry Hippos, but no Hungry Hungry Hippos, No Potatoes with legs, No loud mouths, No spoiled snottys, No Cool-Kid-Contest Winners, no robots posing as real people, no dryguys, Maybe a jackass like meOH MY GOODNESS! ..

My Blog

Space Dome

I want to live in a space dome.Can anybody help me with that?Seriously.fine, don't help then.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:03:00 GMT

Party Pix

Keep meaning to post pix taken from the party, some of you have shown me lots of cool ones. He's one that Jenny took and sent me:will post more later, I'm lazy (and you can't steal pix off people's Fl...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 16:42:00 GMT

ASK ME ABOUT MY HALLOWE'EN BIRTHDAY PARTY

Seriously, ask me.I will answer most questions honestly.
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:23:00 GMT

I wish I could get a job at Cat Fancy magazine.

I'd like to interview a kid about why they named their cat Rootbeer someday.   ME:  Hi Kelly, that's a beautiful cat, so why did you name him Rootbeer? KELLY: well...it all started when...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:43:00 GMT

Why is Big Brother All Stars so awesome?

seriously, it's awesome.
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 17:47:00 GMT