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I'd like to meet:

Somebody who likes me for me,
Not just the version of me you put up on a pedestal when you don't know me very well but for some reason think I'm perfect.
Somebody who doesn't bullshit.
Who tells me sweet things & means every word,
Not just to make me like you more.
Don't say anything sweet if you can't back it up with actions,
Like you'd do anything to make me happy.
Somebody who is who they say they are,
Rather than pretend to be nice for the first several months until the everything-is-perfect phase wears off & then turn into a complete d-bag.
Somebody who doesn't take me for granted.
Somebody who can compromise every once in a while.
I'm not demanding,
I don't flip shit if a guy's night is wanted.
I don't flip shit when the whatever-month anniversary is forgotten a couple times.
I don't flip shit if you don't wanna pay for outings every time,
I think it's stupid when girls just stand there while the guy pays for shit & doesn't even say thank you because it's like an expectation.
I like flowers every once in a while.
Little things that show you care.
Somebody who will be completely honest with me,
Even if I do look fat in those pants.
I wanna know these things.
I know I'm not fat I just don't want other people to think I'm fat because I'm wearing something that makes me look fat & for someone to think,
"Geez, what's he doing with that heffer?"
But really,
Don't lie to me,
Even if the truth sucks or is embarrassing,
Because even if it bothers me a little bit it'll bother me a lot less than if I find out you weren't being honest about something.

Somebody who won't fucking destroy me.