I'd like to meet:
shhhh.... ooot. Thats asking a lot of me. Ive always wanted to meet a real cave man. I could shave him and give him a nice jacket and teach him how to tame an elephant. Then again how many people can say they've been in one on one conversation with aunt jemima, which goes without mentioning the chaquita lady. I wouldnt mind hanging out with a couple of monkeys either. Waking up next to a monkey curling his lips at you has got to be the most enriching experience yet. Caterpillars would be a great being to meet. Well into their adult life caterpillars are ugly and hairy, people kick them aside. Then they morph into pretty hott insects. But being ugly most of their lives, their unaware of their present beauty and therefore dont take advantage of their hott looks. Our human minds just dont take the time to realize beauty means everything in life. No animal owner goes to the Humane society to rescue an ugly canine, they look for all the cute ones first. Guys are more eager to pick up dropped items from beautiful women rather than the chick who works at the gas station. Many more people accomplish wonderful things with their talents, the most beautiful ones get the fame. This thought brings me to thinking that i wouldnt mind meeting god either. To sit and have some tea and maybe a burrito, while conversating about why everything is equal but still different in its in-depth complexity, would be much needed closure on my wild thoughts. I would also ask god why girls generally get lower car insurance rates then young boys do. AHhh... I dont know...
