* I am not at liberty to release any information about me. *
Nah, just kidding. But, what would you care?
If you feel the need to be bored...read on!
What I know is that I'm lazy, I procrastinate, I'm broke, and I waste a lot of time thinking about where I am and where I'm headed and how I'm going to get there instead of actually taking the initiative to rob a bank.
I'll just say I am, at the moment, a pessimist. No, I don't piss on people. But, I just don't feel like smiling.
I think I've become devoid of emotion and lifeless.
I enjoy setting things on fire, whether it be paper, wood, myself, buildings, animals, trash, and beehives.
