::never be a junkie cause heroin is so passÃ©::

About Me

PIMPSTICK ME STEPH
You know some guys just can't hold their arsenic
"I want my men to be strong, to believe in themselves -- not to be so far back in the closet their in FUCKEN NARNIA!!!!!" heh heh heh
GOAL OF THE CENTURY = see daniel radcliffe's play where he has an EROTIC fixation with horses...............................yes it's the best goal ever hey. i thought so too. *thrust -- neiiigh* lol hayley
captain jesus, he's our hero, gonna take satanism down to zero!
nothing worse than an ugly white chick saying she's her guys' "boo". well nothing i can think of right now........oh except maybe ra-ra skirts
PEREZHITLON.COM is all about picking on celebrities. lol this guy's brilliant. nicole ricci slapped him for saying she had creepy gothic hands.
Drag queens don't look like women -- they look like men trying to look like women.
yeeeeeear 12 wooooot woooot FINALLY i mean DAYMMMM hahahah still had to stand on the fucken bus with crusty lesbo year 11 yelling in my ear though. YES the ones who shared gum and look worse when they finally try makeup over their greasy faces, i think everyone on bus 1 knows them.......*shudder*
mental illness isn't always about self-hatred and paranoia. sometimes it involves being an interplanetary freedom fighter sent to earth to protect innocent civilians from a time-travelling soul robber -- sometimes it's fun. lol
oooooon sick sad world!
dang. you got shocks......pegs........luckyyy
......d'you ever take it off any sweet jumps?
"hey can i get a popcorn and a coke?
sure, is pepsi okay?
is monopoly money okay, fuck no get me a coke."
heh, heh, heh.
*Who irons their clothes on setting one? "have you seen my tissue paper pants?" lmao dennis*
I'm saving money to go to college -- You're mum goes to college. *heh heh....heh* lmao *dashes to watch it*
"i see you're drinking 1%, is that cause you think you're fat? cause you could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
gonna make you feel so right.
spend some time with you, do the things you want me to.
gonna make love, gonna make some sweet, sweet love, sugar, baby, honey.
so get ready aaaaaaw get ready get ready....tonight.
before we get DOWN to love -- i just gotta finish this level.
you see i got a HIIIIIIIIGH score tonight, and i just wanna save my game.
GO SLINKY GO!
WHOEVER INVENTED PACMAN & TETRIS SHOULD BE KNIGHTED
I MISS 90's STUUUUFF
90's music, 90's clothes, 90's superstars, Dr. Pepper, Rrrraaaage! was all anyone watched every saturday morning (fuck OFF jtv (what -- who said that) no-one likes crap music *sigh*) nirvana, silver chair, the mavis's, dr. worm, "cake - going the distance". goths were new and different and weren't in abundance. A time I was too young to be over-opinionated like I am and skanks weren't as bad as they are now, but still pretty bad --NINETIES Triple J & Triple J hottest 100 cd's -- EVERYTHING X)
i don't CARE if it was 6 when it all happened, rita lived it so therefore I lived it XD heh heh heh XD
:::canidce=choooodeface:::
:::my polyester girl -- so shiny:::
WAAAAOO! GHOST SHIP!
I touched my baby on her ghost ship -- where exactly is a woman's GHOST SHIP?!?! don't you know...:D lol.
:::He's going the distance -- he's going for speeeed:::
:::sunshine, on my window, makes me happy, like i should be:::
:::Hello, I'm Dr. Worm:::
:::Freak, of nature:::
:::I never thought you'd be a junkie cause heroin is so passÃ©:::
:::Here we are now -- entertain us:::
:::Purple Rain, Purple Rain:::
:::Thanks to you Mrs. Robinson:::
:::Little Red Corvette:::
:::Everybody hurts.....sometimes:::
:::There's no afrodisiac like lonliness. Youth--truth--beauty--fame--boredom and a bottle of pills:::
"i'm sweatin' like a whore in church!"
"he's sweatin' like a paedophile at a wiggles concert" heh heh
"wayne's world! wayne's world! party tiiime, excelleeent!!"
Hey kids -- Recycle....TO THE EXTREME!!!!!
Well if it isn't my old foes man-spider and bastard man... He touched that little boy's wilkins -- i saw it at an angle! lmao when david does it.
WII wranga pride! *peace* lol ohgod.
http://store.kiwali.com/nanodeco.html -- wicked slash awesome slash cool all rolled up into an adorable colourful little ball.

My Interests

meeeeeeee = hannnnnnnnnnnnnndiggity dawwwwwwwwwwwwwg and hanndawg plus nerr. mwahahaahah and nerrbert and nerrburger apparently :S :P

mmmmmmmmmmmmn stuff

denise:
trippings fun
hann:
hahahaha
hann:
no kicking you when you have pins&needles is fun
dennis:
nd enduring the pain u inflict on me is not funn

haha but it IS dennis it is :P
folding the corners of my book pages, chocolate and chemist jellybeans oh and aaaand picking on and imitating skanks -- nothing quite like it you should try it sometime. oh and secret of mana -- best game ever

smelling fabric softener. i'm high on life, yeah lame i know but still they smell friggin awesome. mmmmmn

I'd like to meet:

the rugs a million guy so i can shoot him in the stomach.

P.W.A.A.T.P.W.A.A.H.

people
who
are
against
the
people
who
are
against
hannah

CLUB!!
ooooohyeah, me and dennis founded it. SCREW YOU ROY

*pick up truck pulls up* "how old are ye? 16? -- fuck that's legal get in"

Music:

Love Oldies.

nighties music rocks my worrrrlllld ohyes

Guy Sebastian.....obviously.

Alicia Keys & Erykah Badu & Adina Howard & Aaliyah & Kelis (dracula's Wedding)& Bouncy (Beyonce)

Bon Jovi & Silverchair & Nirvana & The Killers & The Chilli's & The Mavis's

Hardcore Hippy & Weird Al

PRINCE & JANET JACKSON
XD liiiittle red corvette & rope burn XD

there wasn't one man alive who didn't cheer at the superbowl "incident". and um -- doesn't america have the biggest porn import? i find it hard to believe that children will be scarred because she got her tits out -- it's janet jackson! i say good on her.
she shouldn't have apologised, she should have said "screw you aaaall!!!!" lol. as if the old politician guys were APPALLED -- they loved it....so did everyone in the stadium, until they were told it was wrong -- men would have rather ran the grass to her than cover their kids eyes.

Maxwell & John Mayer & George Michael

Black Eyed Peas & Garbage & Scissor Sisters & Fiona Apple & No Doubt & Goo Goo Dolls & Gorillaz & Cake & LEN (maybe we should you know cheer him up. what do you uh suppose we should do? well.....does he like buttertarts?)

Lenny Kravitz & Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles

Prodigy - smack my bitch up & breathe

The Cranberries

Madonna

Lemonheads -- Lemon Tree

Bare Naked Ladies -- One Week

TRIPOD & TENACIOUS D -- the x-box song, ghost ship, city hall & wonderboy ;)

Movies:

clueless

A NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY "awww did mum get lipstick on me? Yeah, but it looks like you've been making out -- .....sweeet!!"

who framed roger rabbit. and joe's apartment best movies ever.

napoleon dynamite & anchorman, of course

ace ventura -- do i have........something in my teeth?

and Austin Powers...so sexy...

Meet the parents "what? jerusa -- what? jerusa-tulipuli what? oh you don't know shit about flowers" The Last Unicorn

VAN Helsing & Blues Brothers (you better think. hehe)

Something about Mary "WHAT were you thinking..........how the hell did you get the zipper all the way to the top????"

Television:

Black Books
Numbers........FINE numb3rs
Sex & the city, Simpsons, Futurama, American Dad, Family Guy, South Park
FULL HOUSE -- eeeehehehe jesse lol
Beauty and the geek (lol) & drawn together & south park & sailor moon & ASTRO BOY
Rocko's Modern Life Ren and Stimpy, Daria, Doug, Bump in the night, Lift Off, Feral T.V. Carebears and My Little Pony X) corneil and bernie anf FAILRY ODD PARENTS!!! got a pillow for 2 bucks of them it's sooo wicked ;)
"Aarrgh! It's the Mr. Hell Show!"
"Ahhh! Real Monsters", Rugrats, Happy tree friends and HARVEY BIRDMAN. captain planet!!!!! angry kid. power rangers (was on at like 1 oclock last night soo bad how did i ever like it)
SOOTY, ANDY PANDY (old) & LAMBCHOP (this is the song that never ends -- it just goes on and on my friends.... lol) WOOOO hehe
that 70's show & gumby & fraggle rock & scrubs & the smurfs! eeeheheheheheeeee
Playstation is wac.
TOMB RAIDER & TEKKEN & GRAND THEFT AUTO
SUPER NINTENDO, secret of mana, yoshi, donkey kong, super mario world, kirby -- damn straight their the best eeheheheheeeeee
Duke Nukem & LARRY THE LOUNGE LIZARD are ... the best.
CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!!

Books:

little book of stress & little book of calm lol black books. "ineedthelittlebookofcalm -- the little book of calm do you have it? oh is this it? no, little, little book -- this? no, little." X)
&
Vice -- DO's and DON'Ts, brilliant
&
to kill a mockingbird, harry potter (lol) narnia, and when kambia elaine flew in from neptune.

Heroes:

LEONARDO DA VINCI, amazing artist
COMEDIANS -- ALL from melbourne comedy galas. go aussie comedians -- and irish :P and arj (well, i am a magical gnome) & lano & woodly (take that to your back face!!) and ALL mwahaahhahahaha love the guy who turned his g/f into a smoothie -- eddie perfect :P hilarious.
Roger Ramjet heâ€™s our man hero of our nation
For his adventure just be sure and stay tuned to this station.
Game provided by: Myspace Games
OMG OMG OMG my favourite game of all time! aah the memories......
You scored as Janitor. You are most like the janitor! You are a bit weird and hate almost everyone but will be grateful if someone helps you out.

Janitor

81%

Doctor Cox

69%

Turk

44%

Eliiot

44%

Jonathan or "J.D"

25%
Which scrubs character are you? J.D, Turk, Elliot, DR Cox or the janitor?
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My Blog

the ball

did anyone else get it in the mail? telling you how to stand when you get photos taken? *sigh* so very very annoying. you know what -- the ball's gonna be great but i'm sorry everyone i'm just telling...
Posted by ::never be a junkie cause heroin is so passé:: on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:42:00 PST

everybody's free (to wear suscreen)

this is good inspiration for....well life basically. so if you have the time -- read it all. it's very good Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99 If I could offer you only one tip for the fu...
Posted by ::never be a junkie cause heroin is so passé:: on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:12:00 PST

uses of the word "fuck"

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'Fuck'. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, 'Fuck' is the only word referred to as 'The F wor...
Posted by ::never be a junkie cause heroin is so passé:: on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 07:07:00 PST

my redhead jokes :P ahhh

A girl came home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "...
Posted by ::never be a junkie cause heroin is so passé:: on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 04:48:00 PST

ear pierced

omg i went to innaloo to get my ear done............ice wouldn't do it - you need a booking and the guy wasn't there, i was like a booking? i don't think so :P so i went to a chemist, and they were l...
Posted by ::never be a junkie cause heroin is so passé:: on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:13:00 PST