Adam

hola chicos y chicas
Im Adam for those of you who don't know me.
(sometimes known as Addzy Boi, Addz, Ad, Dunc, Drunkabum Bloody Russian or Vicky Trevor Hasslehoff Twinkletoes )
Raised in Fleetwood, the only town raised from the depths of the Baltic Sea after 100 million years by the king of Norway while under the rule of the Bolivian Empire. This however has allowed me to live a peacefull and hardworking life.
The communist regime that is in place is rather nice to us, and even allows the usuge of Asda's own cola with our state owned Vodka from time to time. The regime also allowed the local critizens to carry on with their following the Holy Church of Syndicatology. Which on a thursday night, drinks are consumed while dancing on a moving dance floor to pay respects to the Lord of Sex, Magic and Computers around the Milky Way...Ravi Javi. However there is also a dark side fo the system.
From March 1990 i worked as part of the KGB(Fylde branch), and reached the magical rank of Major Wizard of the fish. Therefore allowing me to have complete control over all marine creatures holding a European Union or Commonwealth Passport.
But yes...the dark side which i was talking about before. The leaders of the Empire are well'ard and therefore have beat up little girls to set an example to anyone that speaks out against them. However not many poeple know, but i am also a member of the British Liberation Army (BLA), who will one day return the factory dominated hills of Great Britain to the lush green that they once were. Well apart from Cumbria, because the sheep there will still have red eyes and try and eat you while you sleep in your tent...
From that day, Fleetwood will become Capital of the New British Empire and control all the trade carried out in the Largest Water Mass in the world...Morcambe Bay.
So first step Britian..Next the world. Before long we will house enough economic power to seize the Moon from the Intergarlatic Smurf Federation. Which has raped and pillaged the earth for far to long.
And Something else about me My favourite cities include:
Souel (Republic of South Korea)
Saint Petersburg (Russain Federation)
Cochabamba (Republic of Bolivia)
Cusco (Republic of Peru)