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Jon

About Me

I really don't want to read your blog. Yes, I'm sure it's great.

My Interests

"I used to want to change the world. Now I just want to get out of the room with some dignity still intact."

I'd like to meet:

Joshua Abraham Norton (ca. 1815 January 8, 1880): His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I, Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico! Hell yes you read that right! Coolest Emperor ever! Way cooler than Emperor Jimmu (descended from Amaterasu, my ass!). Oh, and I'd like to meet Charlie Kaufman. Oh, right, and Valerie Solanis. So I could sit down with her and be like, "Sister, what the fuck?!?!"

Music:

Currently: Cavelight, Beta Band (3 EP album), Govinda, Enon (In this City - I have an unhealthy love for that song!), Regina Spektor, DJ Shadow, Amy Winehouse, Lisa Gerrard, Skinny Puppy.

Movies:

Pan's Labyrinth, Shortbus, Nine Lives, Gosford Park, Brick, American Splendor, The Shining, Flirting, Spartan, The Limey, Spellbound, Mean Streets, Boogie Nights, The Sweet Hereafter, E.T., Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Oldboy, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Lady Vengeance, The Twilight Samurai, Walking and Talking, The Insider, Fargo, Amelie, Big Night, Paperhouse, Pulp Fiction, Office Space, Borat,

Books:

Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, The Plot Against America, American Tabloid, Devil in the White City, No Ordinary Times, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Great Gatzby, Perdido Street Station, Flood, Bones of the Moon, The Golden Compass, The Sandman, Catch-22 (best first chapter ever!), The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, To Kill a Mockingbird, Iron and Silk, Doom Patrol

Heroes:

The Dish! Because she rules!

My Blog

I hate Blogs. Secrets ARE Lies. I hope you like me.

Are we all voyeurs and pay-attention-to-me! exhibitionist whores at heart?  I probably am (Editors note: I know I am; however, I didn't want to say that at the beginning of the blog.  So I w...
Posted by Jon on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 01:07:00 PST