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joe

if you dig badass shit you need to check out this video just remember: I am the way

About Me

my name is joe i live in austin...i like music...mainly coheed and cambria, at the drive in...the mars volta...and all the other bands that are listed in the music column...i like football...the oakland raiders are the best team ever...and the dallas cowboys kinda suck my balls dry...and to nobody's suprise im single

My Interests

domestic beer, forgein beer, paper just out of the copy machine, glue, markers of any kind, bugs with no legs, scrap-a-bles, sharks, tits, music, coloring, indians from india, indians from america, ships in bottles, holding my breath, spinning in circles, paper airplanes, paper football, liquor, awkward silence

I'd like to meet:

claudio sanchez, jim morrison, robby kreiger, ray manzerek, ricky williams, eliza dushku, jessica alba, steve martin, will ferrell, steve carrell, and anybody with the name Dillon Doe so i can give them the nickname dildo lol

Music:

the doors, coheed and cambria, the mars volta, yes, cream, prizefighter inferno, motion city soundtrack, tool, a perfect circle, crosby stills and nash, mike jones, sparta, at the drive in, al green, marvin gaye, the black crowes, the beatles, joe satriani, and me (cause im a damn good singer in the shower)

Movies:

porn, one flew over the coocoos nest, the shining, team america, sin city, dazed and confused, monty python's the search for the holy grail, monty python's the meaning of life, and monty python's the life of brian

Television:

Whoever controls the media, controls the mind.

Heroes:

my dad, my mom, and all 5 of my sisters. they have given me more than i ever deserve.