Hey, whats happening. Um, yea, this thing was pretty lame, so, um, i think that i should just go ahead and change it, ok? Yea, thanks.My name is duckworth, and im college student at wku. I listen to punk rock, though apparently im not nearly as punk as sam, or zach, as it turns out. Not sure how that happened. I like my shoes, theyre full of holes, i used to skate and still do occasionally, i really enjoy oranges, peanut butter, sasauge, clam chowder, and cigarettes, i like to read about the working class and unexplainable occurances, im an atrocious speller, i like the Clash because they are the greatest band in the history of the world. Dont listen to sam; hes smoked himself and his dog retarded. Reese Cups are superior to all chocolate bars, take 5 bars are worse than crack, coke is better than pepsi, burger king is my church. I like comic books, heaven hill, raisins, and pens that always write even if theyve been in your pocket for a long time. I have been told that i look like i went to auswitz and lost, that i looked like i was an african refugee, and have been asked by people's parents if i was getting enough to eat. I enjoy playing chess (speaking of which, SAM! REMATCH!) and euchre, i like argyle socks, and thrift stores are a blessed thing.Things i dont like...well, thats tough, i dont really dislike alotta things...I have very little tolerance for intolerant, so in a sense im biased against racists, sexists, homophobes, and classists; atheists, christians, straightedgers and vegans on pedestals (im down with all four, just as long as they dont try to convert and/or hurt me), people who actively pursue ignorance, or go out of their way to avoid any kind of useful information, Hummers (the automobile), the corporations who enslave the children of foreign countries, Good Charlotte and the modern perversion of punk rock, and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.Pet peeve: people who put "r" in wash, so they pronounce it "warsh," people who explain to me that smoking will kill me, as if i was completely unaware, and trying to argue with people who don't know what they're talking about.
