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My Interests

Cooking, being New Haven's "back door man", dropping A-bombs, heavy fuckin' metal, good times, good people, good beer and drinks, movies, good lovin', Martial Arts, guns can be fun, talking and debating a good topic, and of course conversation. Re-aquainting myself with some old friends from beyond... basically telling you to FUCK OFF is a favorite past time of mine.
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I'd like to meet:


free myspace graphicsI've already met most of the individuals I set out to a while ago. But I suppose I'd like to meet a few dead people and ask at least one question if it was possible:Albert Einstein- I like mushrooms too, especially the cloud kind! (Thanks) Marie Curie- That stuff hurt, didn't it? Hunter S. Thompson- Why are you such a goddamn pessimist? Is the glass half full or... no, you drank it didn't you you? (Still love him though) ODB- Why does crack make me hate the people who abuse it, except for your crazy ass? Whitesnake- You guys do know that hairspray is EXTREMELY flammable, right? Adolph Hitler- So your father didn't like you, huh? Maybe it was because you just don't know how to follow through on anything. Sam Kinnison- Weren't you a preacher at one time? Notorious BIG- Can you see in two directions with that lazy eye? Anton Szandor LaVey- Fuck you for creating another tedious religion. Bill O'Reilly- Fuck You. More soon...

Music:

SLAYER!!! Fuckin' IRON MAIDEN!!! Other metal, hip hop, just about anything underground, anything but country.

Movies:

"Fight club", "Night Breed", "Saw 1, 2 & 3","Hostel", any Bruce Lee movie, "Bad News Bears", "Old School", "Anchorman", "Equilibrium", "American Psycho",movies from "Horror Fest 2006", snuff, your home videos(Heheheh), and well you get the general idea...

Television:

Adult Swim, Sci-Fi(some good horror movies on there), Food Network, NO FREAKING REALITY TV SHIT!!! Horror-Net. I try not to watch too much TV. Rots the brain.(heheheh... ROT)

Books:

"I, Lucifer" Glenn Duncan Anything by Terry Goodkind "The Forgotten Soldier" by Guy LeSabre Anything by H.P. Lovecraft Hunter S. Thompson, "The Necronomicon" by the Mad Arab Abdhul Alhazred, "De Vermis Mysteris" and your mother...

Heroes:

Thats a tuff question. I don't think I ever really had any heroes. Maybe the inquisitors, they were some sick fucks. I guess I would have to say firefighters and E.M.T.s. They save lives every day by the handfuls. Almost never getting the recognition of "heroe" status. Alternatively, I like hitmen too. PimpSpace PhatPimpClothing.com

My Blog

WE MUST NOT ALLOW THE NEW FEDERAL ID CARD!!! IT CONTAINS A TRACKING CHIP!!!

..> please copy & paste this in your own blog and post it as a bulletin and tell everyone you can: ALL WE CAN SAY IS REFUSE THIS NATIONAL ID CARD WHEN IT COMES OUT NEXT YEAR. DO NOT ACCEPT IT-EV...
Posted by View Askew on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:16:00 PST

My Own Act of Auto-Cannibalism

Well... let me start by saying this is NOT  a regularly occuring event. Just an opportunity I couldn't pass up. Being a chef, I feel it's my responsibility to know exactly what most things taste ...
Posted by View Askew on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:51:00 PST

U Knew This Shit Was Gonna Happen Again!

Once again exposure rears it's ugly head! Thats right people time for more embarassing shit! Your going to love this one!    I was working at this restaurant here in CT one friday afternoon ...
Posted by View Askew on Wed, 31 May 2006 04:56:00 PST

The Shit Continues to Happen!!!

Allright, allright. My turn. I guess it's only fair. I'm leaving this bar here in New Haven, Rudy's one night last summer. I decided to leave a little early, due to the fact that I felt like I wa...
Posted by View Askew on Sun, 21 May 2006 02:50:00 PST

Shit Happens Again...

Ok, let's continue in the vein of the previous recounting. My friend and I go out to eat one night at this local falafel joint here in New Haven. It's not that late, only about 8pm. We had decided to ...
Posted by View Askew on Sun, 21 May 2006 02:07:00 PST

SHIT HAPPENS!!!

Embarassing things happen to people all the time. Myself included. The purpose of this little story is to remind those who just blew up there own spot, YOU ARE NOT ALONE. Let me tell you a few little ...
Posted by View Askew on Thu, 04 May 2006 08:40:00 PST