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Duncan

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About Me

Welcome to the threshold of hell - everything that pisses me off gets aired on this very page. I like loud rock music, good comedy and Italian food. I would like to rid the world of neds, idiotic celebrities and people with no manners. I'm Scottish, and fiercely proud of where I'm from. I love my girlfriend Gemma. If there is a God and I had one question for him, it'd either be "what the f*ck is goin on man?" or "where did I leave my keys, Lord?" Hey! Read my blogs!Myspace Contact Tables
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Kevin Smith, Devin Townsend, Jimi Hendrix, Jerry Cantrell, Joe Sakic and the utter BASTARD who decided to stop making Pyramints. And McGlashan, just because he's McGlashan!

My Blog

Michael Jackson

I acknowledge that offstage, Michael Jackson was far from normal. Some might say far from sane. I acknowledge that some pretty grisly accusations followed him around for a long time, but as an unasham...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:07:00 GMT

Agony is......

.......having 2 PR essays to write and feeling like the tank is COMPLETELY empty. I honestly don't think I can cobble together 3000 words on the Public Relations styles of Burger King and Ryanair.I ho...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 15:50:00 GMT

Conspiracies

Ok, I'll admit to having read too many conspiracy theories recently. I'll also admit to having panicked once or twice. Not all of them are true, but not all of them are bullshit either.Anyway - no mor...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 06:28:00 GMT

The c-word

He's not, is he?Yes, he is.I'll discuss it briefly but I'm not gonna write it out in full - my mum reads these pages so I'm not going to run amok with it.To many or most civilised people, it's the one...
Posted by on Sat, 30 May 2009 04:41:00 GMT

Twilight = Pumpin' Terrible

Gemma ordered Twilight from SKY Box Office.I wanted Quantum of Solace.How I wish I had won that particular coin toss. If you haven't yet seen Twilight, allow me to present a brief synopsis:Some douche...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 16:01:00 GMT

N Korea

Seriously not liking what's going down over in North Korea. This isn't a small army throwing stones, this is 1 million soldiers with SEVEN MILLION reserves, with nuclear weapons at their disposal. SKY...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 06:26:00 GMT

Twitter

Fuck Twitter. It's for gobby bastards like Lily Allen - people surely don't give a fiddler's fuck about reading a 140-character message saying how painful your last crap was. There are surely more imp...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 17:36:00 GMT

Swine Flu: The latest

*UPDATE*The actor, Kevin Bacon, has been placed in quarantine until further notice.That is all.
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 08:22:00 GMT

I told you so

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8020039.stmThat's the first step.You will slowly see all your freedom, your rights and privileges taken away under the guise of anti-terrorism measures. Get used...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:59:00 GMT

Swine Flu

I never thought this kinda thing would happen. When pigs fly, I said - and lo and behold, swine flew. Now it's turned up in fucking Airdrie of all places. As if Airdrie doesn't have enough problems. W...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 10:02:00 GMT