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Rob, the Robber

About Me


Alberta let your hair hang low
Alberta let your hair hang low
I'll give you more gold
Than your apron can hold
If you'd only let your hair hang low

Alberta what's on your mind
Alberta what's on your mind
You keep me worried and bothered
All of the time
Alberta what's on your mind

Alberta don't you treat me unkind
Alberta don't you treat me unkind
Oh my heart is so sad
Cause I want you so bad
Alberta don't you treat me unkind

Alberta let your hair hang low
Alberta let your hair hang low
I'll give you more gold
Than your apron can hold
If you'll only let your hair hang low

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Folds Mr. Stevens Mr. Dylan Mr. Waits Mr. Carell and Mr. Corey Cox

My Blog

I offered up my innocence I got repaid with scorn

Well I haven't posted one in a while so i thought i'd just put a couple up, both are a smidge old so if you've read them already, sorry... Late Spring in the Country   She named me April Because ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 23:13:00 GMT

She grew up on a farm there, there's a place on my arm where I've written her name next to mine

I haven't posted anything in a while, so here are a couple of poems I've written within the past couple of weeks, enjoy. Last Night   Last night I saw your face As my mind created imaginary flam...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 22:41:00 GMT

I Still Believe That There's Gold At The End Of The World

Well, I haven't done this in a while and I have nothing else to do so here's a rough draft of a poem i wrote earlier today (like half an hour ago to be exact). Hope you enjoy, but if not oh well....
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 13:39:00 GMT

How We Truly Honestly Should Treat Women (Meaning How Men Treat Women)

First Thought: I have recently read a series of quite wonderful and interesting blogs on how to treat women, and it is like a light bulb has gone off. I was unaware we should hold the door for them, a...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 19:11:00 GMT

New Years 2007, we still living here how come nobody can tell?

so it's 2007, wow. 2006 was crazy and i'm sure they'll be plenty of crazy stuff in '07. Right now, however, its still pure and what not, no grudges, no fights, nothing. here's a new poem, just wrote i...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 23:20:00 GMT

Oh My Sweet Carolina What Compels Me To Go?

Haven't posted anything in a while, so I figured since I wasn't doing anything I might as well. Here you go, three poems, I'm rather proud of a couple of them, but that really does not matter. Ho...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 15:07:00 GMT

I've Got My Drugs I've Got My Woman They Keep Away My Lonliness

So I haven't blogged in a while so I decided that maybe I would. Why not. These are a few assorted ones i've written rather recently. Hope you like... A Tuesday Afternoon Bus Ride   The girl...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 22:39:00 GMT

I woke up and drove to work on the wrong side of the road

Wow, second in three days, go me. That's quite an accomplishment I suppose. These are fresh, actually just written tonight so that's cool. I'll try to spare the crappy small talk and delve into it.......
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:17:00 GMT

I think of a while ago we might have had it all

So yeah, haven't written a blog in apparently 6 months. Go figure. This'll be fun. I suppose that's the only reason to "blog". That really didn't need to be in quotations. Anyways here you go.......
Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:50:00 GMT

drama and the wonderfunl blogs it causes many to create

So I was eating at a specific place today when a specific person came in and said a specific thing to me. This specifically offended me, and I was specifically mad at them. I wish specific people woul...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 20:54:00 GMT