Jeffrey Fox, Esquire - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I married the lovely and beautiful Shawna in 1994 and began my great adventure. We began adopting kids in 1997 with Kooper and it kinda went a little out of control. 6 adopted and one biological kiddos later, I have decided to slow down a bit. In 1998 we accidentally embarked on the first of our orphan relief trips and eventually founded Global Orphan Project (www.globalorphanproject.com). I became a licensed pastor in 2001 and have worked at Mesa East Foursquare Church since 1996. It seems like I am perpetually in school, mostly to postpone repaying my student loans, and I will someday graduate. I am a 38 year old senior and I am lacking in any sort of degree. I was born without the filter that stops people from saying what they are thinking. Sometimes, I like to make people vomit. I am a responsible grown-up, but I like alot of the same things that 8 year olds do. I ride the sweetest Harley ever and I can sniff string up my nose and pull it out of my mouth. I flew around the world in 2007 and I had 43 stamps in my last passport. I currently have 20 dollars in my pocket and I like dry-ice.myspace layouts :: Get this layout .

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Ernie Banks, Jodi's husband, Brian "Head" Welch, Brian Regan, Maynard G. Crebbs (ask your parents), Warren Sapp, President Fred Thompson, my real parents, Scooby Doo, Matisyahu, Matt Hasselback, the guy that invented nerf, Jim Gaffigan , Leaders of Nations, orphans around the world, anyone cooler than Steven A. Coke.

My Blog

Victor Wooten amazing grace

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEyEu-hS0fA This is simply awesome!!
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 18:59:00 GMT

barfing...I mean pot lucks

Why people? Why must we have pot lucks at church? Where in the Bible does it say we have to have them? Are there red letter passages that say "Go ye therefore into your pantries and ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 04:58:00 GMT

I got in a fight today

So I got in an accident today. I rear ended this guy and he jumps out of his truck. After he jumps out, I realize he's a dwarf; like 3 feet tall. He walks up to me yelling "I'm not happy!". I resp...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:12:00 GMT

Painful, painful tears

Tonight I cried. I have been devastated by something that was completely out of my control, yet close to my heart. I know that disappointment is something we all deal with, but it doesn't ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:18:00 GMT

Obama: "My Muslim Faith"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMUgNg7aD8M
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 17:39:00 GMT

My dream is dead

I learned something valuable on Thursday. Sometimes car salesmen don't tell the truth. Wait, before you judge me. It's true. Much like when I traded in my "upside-down" Cobalt ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 19:29:00 GMT

I am trying something different

I am being serious here. I have always wanted to be a car salesman. I love the car buying experience. And yes, I am a nerd. Since I don't usually do anything in the summers exc...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 17:53:00 GMT

I want to know the meaning of a few things

Do oranges feel pain? Do they squirt you in the eye as some sort of futile self defense system along the lines of a squid and its ink? Just because I can't hear it, doesn't mean they don't...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 22:10:00 GMT

Jodi’s witnessing techniques

1. Drive around and find a hot, large, tattooed man who needs Jesus (or Jodi). 2. Roll down window and yell to him about Jesus (or Jodi). 3. Drive away quickly to avoid seeing him re...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:43:00 GMT

Random thoughts

When you chew ice, is it just as loud outside your head? How do blind people know when they are done wiping. Why is Jodi still convinced that she can sing.
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 21:41:00 GMT