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Jared

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me


My Interests

listening to music, playing music, watchin' movies, playing(sucking hard at) basketball, watching sports, laughing with friends, mocking others, using falsetto in normal conversation and last but def not least: BUYING TOYS!

I'd like to meet:

I'm @full capacity..

Music:



Movies:

The Beyond, Dawn Of The Dead, Planet Of The Apes, Shawshank Redemption, Transformers: The Movie, UHF, Evil Dead, Gates Of Hell, Office Space, Amelie, Ong Bak, Tom Yung Goong(The Protector), Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Resident Evil, The Crazies, Reqiuem For A Dream, Dark City, Day Of The Dead, Suspiria, Re-Animator, Total Recall, Terminator 2, Predator, Love Object, The Ring, The Devil's Rejects, Undead, Spider-Man, Batman Begins, Cabin Fever & I could think of a million more, this is just top of my head...

Television:

Anything in HD!! The Sheild, LOST, Smallville, Supernatural, Law + Order SVU, OZ(RIP), Scrubs, The Office, NFL, NBA, MLB, ESPN, 24, The "Arena Rock" + "Metal" Music Choice channels, Dexter, Gilmore Girls(RIP), Robot Chicken, Twilight Zone(OLD), Sopranos(RIP), Carnivale(RIP), Roswell(RIP), Buffy(RIP), Angel(RIP), Entourage, Freddy's Nightmares(RIP), Transformers Cartoons, etc.. I'm a TV Casualty, what do you want from me??

My Blog

2nd Annual Snake Mountain Boobs, Beer & BBQ Crapfest: End of Summer Edition!!!

Greetings Troglodytes & Xenphobes! I'm back with another action-packed edition of my shit life! After doing NOTHING all summer(cept for rocking out Cincinnati w/Activator) the East Village Ki...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:30:00 PST

SNAKE MOUNTAIN SUPERBOWL BONANZA-FEST!!

YOYOYOYOYO, I know its been a while since I've posted an EPIC blog & frankly, life has been so mundane lately there was really no need to! But all that drastically changed on Superbowl Sunday, Feb...
Posted by Jared on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:20:00 PST

7/4/06 - The Inaugural EVK July 4th Snake Mountain Boobs, Beer & BBQ Crapfest!!

Oh Boy, we got alot to cover, so here's the backstory: To celebrate the non-sexual love my roomate and I have for eachother & for our nation's bday, we decided to buy the shittiest, cheapest grill...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:24:00 PST

Boobs & Beers!!(or birthday party '06)

On Saturday, March 25th, 2006 a celebration of my birth(which was actually on March 27th 1979 at around 3:42PM) took place at Lucy's on Avenue A in the East Village. Hearts were broken ...
Posted by Jared on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 04:41:00 PST

California Dreamin' '06

The die was cast, the stage was set, the hand was dealt & the time was right - for my first REAL vacation in over 5 years... what follows is an intimate pictorial into the life of a man who h...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 02:34:00 PST

We Love The 80's...

Just another typical friday night for the East Village Kings... after wandering the streets, open containers in hand, we found & recruited drummer extrodinaire Gary Sullivan wh...
Posted by Jared on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:30:00 PST

Rooftop Quality

Just want to express how happy I am that people have been coming to check us out the last 3 Thursdays(granted I beg pretty much everyone I know). I see new faces every week & it gives me a warm fuzzy...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST