The insane religous family just got cool. Dawkins had a point! |
Do you think that if some of the women were ploedancing in the background they'd convert more sinners?...
Posted by bel ♥ on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:08:00 PST |
wank |
You know your life sucks when you cry over the stupid mistakes and failures of others.
Bastard day. ...
Posted by bel ♥ on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:27:00 PST |
stroke of genius...almost |
Relationships had always been a struggle
You pulled me close and gave me a cuddle
You promised me that you wouldn't let me down
I laughed it off and gave you a doubtful frown
I just couldn't believ...
Posted by bel ♥ on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:27:00 PST |
another amazing poem |
steph loves britney with all her heart. why? because Britney is Steph's very fit and improved girlfriend. In all of steph's memory, she has never had it this good. her happiness can be seen from miles...
Posted by bel ♥ on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:18:00 PST |
worst week |
I felt all depressed and full of angst all week. I was threatened to be kicked off one of my a-level course and subsequently had to write a fucking essay in three days. I am behind with work, though I...
Posted by bel ♥ on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:31:00 PST |
terrible poem for sam- because she asked, i do not purposely inflict these things! |
A poem to represent my gratitude to Sam
By Annabel Jameson
Samantha is my dearest companion., her beauty radiates for a thousand miles, making people blind.
Before I met Sam I was but an angry, de...
Posted by bel ♥ on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:57:00 PST |
my secret feelings for chris [really bad poem] |
chris has glasses, they are shiny like the sun.
also his hair is long and black like a girls. Oneday when he is
old i will keep him as a pet. he will live in my garage in a
cardboard box, with only a...
Posted by bel ♥ on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:41:00 PST |
Eurovision |
Our entry for eurovision song contest! by the communist overlords Bel and Steph
this goat is your goat,
this goat is my goat,
this is our goat, 'cos we are communist!
we hate democracy,
...
Posted by bel ♥ on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:29:00 PST |
Are horoscopes really bullshit? |
My horoscope for the Day: You may be feeling better today, but can be in danger from overextending yourself. Everything seems great, but it may not be quite as awesome as you believe. You have a quiet...
Posted by bel ♥ on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 04:20:00 PST |
war within the kitchen! |
Today is the first day in fucking ages that Ive spent in, and I feel so displaced I have no idea what to do with myself.
Got up, and literally the first thing I did was clean my kitchen, I scr...
Posted by bel ♥ on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 03:39:00 PST |
