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Saturday August 2, 2008 - Giani Velcreaux
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Add to My Profile | More VideosI am a Scorpio who loves to dance, I have twice won the "Male Lap Dancer of the Year" award and I like to give strippers lap dances. I love antiquities and hope to amass a large collection of Republican Era Signet rings and Terra Cotta bas-reliefs. Truth be told I am working my way into the Upper East Side Antiquities Guild and hobnobbing deep into the SoHo art community. Show me a 2000 year old Roman necklace and a bust of Germanicus and I will show you a man willing to shave his chest! Lol ;-j I look forward to retiring to a large ranch in the Gold Country of California where I will start my own vinyard and raise champion race horses. Right after I open my art gallery with all of my favorite paintings and sculptures.Basically I am painting and doing all sorts of things that I love to be creative and even though I think its good I don't walk around saying I am an Artist with capital letters because I don't have a tight enough pair of black pants that I found in the little girls section at the department store. If you want me to paint you send me a picture or a message of inspiration and I will paint or sculpt you in my art studio.I wouldn't be lying to you if I said that I am living on both coasts of the United States going back and forth between New York and San Francisco but I try to get back to Europe a couple of times a year. For those of you who don't know I am part of this wild sexy boy band called "The Happy Boys" we are on the internet too and we are having fun on this roller coaster ride that is going so fast I would be screaming. Currently performing around the world with the Happy Boys. Maybe I am coming to your town soon. If so I would love to see you there.This is my favorite Internet so far because it is so much better than the last one you see?Ha ha ha ha ha I hope you like the videos that I am making with my friends. I am making cartoons for my family and fellas and may someday it will put the pasta on the table!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/5/2004
Band Website: http://www.myspace.com/happyboys
Band Members: Velcreaux of the Happy Boys fame.
Influences: All the music that when I hear it I am inspired to think of beauty and dancing with everybody trying to preted to make babies. But of course Giorgio Moroder is a genius that so many have forgotten. I am always hearing the Italo Disco sounds of Ken Laszlo, Righeira, Valerie Dore, Alexander Robotnik etc. I love the music of Barry White, Parliament and Bootsy Collins (every woman wants a man who can make them laugh but takes love seriously), all Jazz that is perfect for making love to (Coltrane, Monk, Miles, Parker, Corea, etc.), Liberace had great style, Tom Jones is still an amazing performer, New Order and OMD (ahead of their time), Debbie Gibson (Out of the Blue changed my life), the Romantic Classical guitar of Andre Segovia, D Train, Afrika Bambaatta, Techno, Kraftwerk (cannot forget those German studs), German Psychadelic music, R&B from the 1980s like Evelyn Champaigne King, Oran 'Juice' Jones, Koko Pop, Prince, Morris Day and the Time, Alexander ONeil, Soul music of the 60s and 70s...Anything with steel drums in it!!! I love Calypso music and reggae for it reminds me of the boat trips on the Carribean making love to anonymous women at various ports of call. In my youth I wanted to be a professional steel drum player! Street performers of all shapes and sizes are always a big turn on for me. Too $hort is always showing me different ways to express how my loins are feeling and makes me think of lov in ways that are more straightforward. And of course the Happy Boys are a constant inspiration...Let's get em guys!!! =o)
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My Blog

So you want to go to a houseparty?

Some valuable advice about going to houseparties 1. Drinking a pint of Wild Turkey before arriving may cloud your judgement. 2. Dropping girls on the ground that you don't know within the first 20 ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 May 2006 09:34:00 GMT

A Friend of Mine has a Fetish (from the Archives)

A friend of mine has this fetish. He has talked about it for a while but the dream had until recently remained unfullfilled. He always talked about really wanting a little woman and would remark ex...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Giani Velcreaux - Astrologer/Free Aura Readings

I am now starting to give free aura readings and horoscopes to anybody who is interested. I have been renowned the world over for very accurate readings and sometimes I think I can see into the soul o...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Interior Design

I am starting a small interior design firm specializing in bedrooms and romantic decor. If you are looking for a look that screams "I am very sexual and romantic and want to be loved by people of the ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

All you need to survive!!!

I am doing so much right now but at the same time am doing so little. So I am going to do more by doing less and hopefully I will do it right. Very soon I will have a new song and it is strictly f...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

On lurking and making love...

Isn't it hot when you find a special someone of the opposite sex (or of the same sex if you prefer) and you get hot after a couple of drinks and you start having thoughts of lust or passion? I fin...
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Something special...

Making love is one of the things I like to do. I am getting so much better at it with time and patience. I know that you like these feelings and look forward to it just like I do. I made t...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

New York City...

is on the East Coast! Shit that's far.
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Hickory Dickory Dock

Made you Look!!!!
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Work is for fools...

The Weekend is for Kings. I am the lord of the weekend.
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