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Malibu Barbie

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'll be happy when I'm rich and thin. also... Im lame I have a horrible sense of humor and im a general loser, I have no friends, no one calls me, and I used to be happy. I dont go to school, I hate my job and I cant do laundry. isnt my confidence just sooo appealing?.. ....

My Interests

1993,getting wasted, dancing, getting wasted and dancing, americas funniest home videos bob saget era, old men hot old men and guns. being wasted and dancing hot old men with guns? benson and hedges 100's, a french vanilla coffee from st. cinnamon, 1993,vodka, Louis Garrel and Diego Luna.

I'd like to meet:

♥Louis Garrel, ♥Diego Luna and Nicole Ritchie. Oh and BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE. ANYONE FROM 1993: BOB SAGET, DAVE COULIER, VANILLA ICE

Music:

BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE, REAL MCCOY

Movies:

CB4, anything with DIEGO LUNA, WE DONT LIVE HERE ANYMORE, The Dreamers, y tu mama tambien (anything with a weird sexual plot), buffalo 66, LOST IN TRANSLATION SCENE 12, crazy/beautiful yess im so cheezy oh and its real lame but i loved devils rejects, and Mean Girls (I ADORE Regina George)

Television:

INTERVENTION INTERVENTION INTERVENTION those people are sooo wasted

Books:

Books are boring except.. THE TRUTH ABOUT DIAMONDS THATS RIGHT NICOLE RITCHIE

Heroes:

Nicole Ritchie! This is gonna sound so ana but she is beautiful and Im gonna be just like her one day...

My Blog

and i thought nail biting was bad.

hows that saying go?old habits die hard? yeah i think thats it.please die.
Posted by Malibu Barbie on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 09:59:00 PST

My reason for being

I would just like to state for the record that after examining several photos of myself I have come to the conclusion that I have perfect;y sculpted eyebrows. Goddamnit my eyebrows are perfect!
Posted by Malibu Barbie on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:22:00 PST

Because I am severly ill and have lots of time

TELL ME ABOUT YO0RSELF - The SurveyName:AmandaBirthday:July 13Birthplace:Pointe ClaireCurrent Location:Ste-Anne-de-Bellevue/HudsonEye Color:BrownHair Color:BlondeHeight:5'7Right Handed or Left Handed:...
Posted by Malibu Barbie on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 06:57:00 PST

im champagne taste on a beer budget

well then i just bought a new laptop to go with my new hair and new car.  ok the car isnt so new but i can look like a worth a million right? yes ive said it time and time again ill be happy when...
Posted by Malibu Barbie on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:01:00 PST

but no i really am having an identity crisis or something...midlife crisis?

the following is really just a list for me kinda a reminder because i forget everything.ok so my mother has taken on an amazing 'its your body its your choice' attitude which totally caught me off gua...
Posted by Malibu Barbie on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 09:14:00 PST

share the internet v.d!

Myspace is one big fucking incestuous (ok i never said i could spell) internet aids circle and its fucking disgusting i hate it. why does everyone know everyone, why dont we just stop beating aro...
Posted by Malibu Barbie on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:58:00 PST

ZANTREX 3 YES!

I just saw the zantrex commerical and it occured to me that while on it i was most definetely screaming as loud as the guy on the ad and probably talking just as fast if not more.also theres like 100 ...
Posted by Malibu Barbie on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 11:00:00 PST

Part 2

That also would explain alex, why the black plague hasn't been contracted so long hahahahahaha.
Posted by Malibu Barbie on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:16:00 PST

a blast from my past, and ode to alex hine

Laaa says:no actually now that im talking to you i have a question Laaa says:why did you say I ejaculate the black plague i have no shame says:its cos alex i have no shame says:im a hater Laaa says:y...
Posted by Malibu Barbie on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:15:00 PST

Fuck you I just need to vent and Im becoming a nun

I dont often get mad. no no, I get confused, upset, dissapointed. I let things slide. Maybe its my fault cos I'm too 'nice'. (Oh you know youve told me or at least thought it before) But I do not get ...
Posted by Malibu Barbie on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 09:09:00 PST