South Park is the greatest tv show ever, and here are some of the greatest quotes from the show.
Elderly Man: {Upon surrendering his drivers license} But how am I supposed to get to the grocery store or the pharmacy to buy medicine?
DMV Employee: Well, maybe you should be in a nursing home, hmmmmm.
Elderly Man: Some of us would rather die.
DMV Employee: Well, we can certainly help you with that, too.
Goth Kid: To be a non-conformist, you have to dress in black, and listen to the same music we do.
Uncle Jimbo: Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way.
Bebe: You guys still want to go ice skating after school?
Wendy: Oh no, that's okay, Bebe. You might trip and then we'd be sucked into your huge, gaping vagina like ants into a vacuum cleaner.
Sportscaster Frank: I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938.
Cartman: Don't worry, Tweek. Your family can go on welfare. Kenny's family's on welafare and they're happy, isn't that right, Kenny?
Kenny: Fuck you.
Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?
Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Cartman: Shut up - you fucking jew!!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the 'f word?'
Cartman: Jew??
Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
