Jessica

found this retro layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotCommentsI am random. I have an abnormal affliction for all things pin-up or cherry. I am a glutten for trashy womens novels (not Danielle Steele style though) more like The Diva's Guide to selling your soul or How I Stole her Husband... I had to give up Jagermeister after pissing off too many people. Life has been mellow (but somewhat mundane since then). I LOVE music. Sublime to Jack Johnson, Johnny Cash to Patsy Cline, Social D to The Pietasters to Chris Isaak...Wow! I would love for someone to sit in my living room and play music for me all day long. Any kind as long as it has heart. I dislike most females-they cannot be trusted. I think there should be an island where people I never wanted to see again were banished(this includes but is not limited to ex boyfriends, roommates, people that piss me off in traffic, and a vast majority of the Colorado Springs population). I think women belong at home. I don't want to vote, don't want to work, and definitely don't want to drive. Women don't belong in positions of power unless it's in the bedroom and that's what you are into! I have a very old fashioned thought process when it comes to relationships. I love the smell of skunks and gasoline, as well as the sound of a skateboard on the pavement and a train on the tracks, sunsets at the beach and sunrises in the mountains. I wish someone would give me a fifth of whiskey and a piano and set me free! I think a womans unpainted toenails are a travesty to human kind. My sense of humor is sick and twisted. I am known for finding a persons weakness and exploiting it. Somedays sobriety is the bane of my existence. I have a hard time talking to/respecting anyone that isn't educated enough to spell things correctly and use proper grammar. Frankly, ignorance makes my ass twitch.