Member of the ShinRa Turks
"I'm Reno, that's so you know what to scream."
I'm cocky and laid back, but I'm sure you knew that. After work, I prefer to have fun and drink for pleasure. Though I take my work seriously and have worked hard to get where I am, there is a fine line that I have put between working and my own spare time. I am second in command, and take that title to heart. My dress doesn't follow the exact dress code for the Turks, but I follow within the lines.
My loyalty lies within the Turks, do not forget that. Jumping off of buildings, fighting little spikey blonde haired kids, and kidnapping helpless girls is an everyday occurance for me; well not everyday but you get the picture.
Killing people is not a crime but a business, do not get the two confused. I am not evil, for I was not the one who decided I was too badass for this world and thought I had to destroy it for this talking head thing called Jenova and wanted to become a God. Nope, but I do got the badass part down if I do say so myself.
I have been said to be an excellant pilot, and infact do love to be in the cockpit.
ELENA
She is the rookie of our group, and spills way too much info. She needs to learn to shut her mouth, or atleast put it to good use. I still believe that Elena owes me a thank you for her being in the Turks, for if I hadn't been hurt she wouldn't be in this organization, now would she?
TSENG
Our most wonderful leader, yet I swear he has a stick up his ass. The guy can't take a joke, I mean just because at that retarded Yule Ball that Shin-Ra did I got him drunk off his ass for the first time, he deducked my pay! I mean, it's his fault for drinking the juice I gave him, if he's so damned smart he should learn not to trust me. And he should stop spouting useless 'bouts of info!
RUDE
My silent partner, wait hold on. I'm not going to give him a break, it's annoying as hell how silent he is! That man can't even tell a good joke, all he is is the bulk in this business. I bet if Mr.President told him to lick his boots he'd do it with no buts! C'mon, that's not right. Atleast he can fight good enough, or else I might just drink myself silly with his boring-ness.
RUFUS SHIN-RA
What can I say about Mr.President that won't make him kill me? He flips his hair way too damned much, what is he a girl? I bet the fucking pussy cried when his pet died! And he's our head boss? He needs to get laid damn it!
-Reno
My weapon of choice, my EMR.
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