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I am here for Friends

About Me

time for a change eh?i have an excellent credit rating, brown hair and a taste for Guinness. good times. i like the mills and i hate wetherspoons. i drink there anyway - its cheap. bad times.i like complaining to get me places. free stuffs always good. i can lie like a prostitute on a Friday evening and generally believed. taxi lies are my favourite. because i definitely look like i own an Aston riight?shut up.i don't like bitchiness, but i am a bitch. i don't like lies, but i'm a liar. i don't like mc donalds, but i eat it.alot.my weakness is the peking chef and his crazy mathematical calculations. he always knows what i want. we go waaaay back.i like to think that i'm unapproachable looking. i'm sure i am. i'm always grumpy. yet people for charitys still approach me in the street and i hate saying no to them. so cancer research, clic sergeant, shelter and animal rescues. i don't want to give you money. leave me alone. i'm skint. know that if i give you a quid, i will go thirsty at work. so FUCK OFF.finally?i will win the cheeseburger challenge.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i love you more than anything else in the world. its been a long time coming and i'm so glad we took the plunge. every day spent with you is awesome. hanging out, watching top gear and deal or no deal with a re-heated chinese, a corona and a happy hippo. our perfect sundays. its going to be so amazing living with you, as i write this its tomorrow and one more sleep. WHEY! i can't wait to sleep on the floor with you in our fortress of boxes its going to be SICK. champagne breakfast with cheese on toast is so close now! perhaps even the balcony? we'll see, its code. i don't care about appearances, they are only superficial. im not like those people. AT ALL. hideous creatures of the deep. using you as an accessory. its pretty fucking sickening. they are bitchy fake little posers with attitude problems, that can't handle being second best. CHRIST. anyone who walks around thinking they are gods gift need to be slapped in the face, really fucking hard and taken down a peg or too. jealous? of what? im not sure exactly. they are the ones that got dumped, they are the ones alone and sleeping with boys not old enough to buy a pint. EXCELLENT. i'm well jealous. i have you and we have each other. we have our own place together and we are marrying each other wearing jeans and a tee shirt. we have everything to look forward to, and i'll put up with all your ailments like your arm falling off and your nose dropping off, and you can put up with my insane ability to remember everything when drunk, but nothing when sober. i love you forever and ever.