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HOLLAND TAYLOR

almost 20 then 40! ugh!

About Me


is my name.
I am an actor. I am a little swedish boy!I believe in Cinderella and barbie is my only competition in life.Sophie is my new Pasadena harajuku bitch! I love her to the moon and back! I love dd, she is such a young cozy lady with all sooo much class! Motherly D is the shit! she sings me songs to help calm my crazy headtrips. "MAKE THE BED I SAID I SAID,MAKE THE BED I SAID"!!! I totally love jordy you keep me beautiful!!!!!! Christina is my lover bitch who is my wine buddy! THOSE ARE MY BESTIES AND THEY ROCK MY PANTIES!! I love going out to sexy clubs and shakin my money maker. I also loveeee staying at home on stormy nights and drinking a ton of wine and watching spooky movies with my besties! Movies that make me fall in love are wayyyyy fun too! The little things in life are what make me happy, seeing someone smile when you have done something nice if for them is all that counts at the end of the day! I want to say thank you to our army troops for fighting for our country, I ALWAYS LOVEEEE A MAN IN UNIFORM!!! ♥ I try to reply to everyones emails i really do but there simply wouldn't be enough time int he world to reply back to all of them but do keep in mind that i do take the time to read them all. So please dont get upset if i dont reply its just there are a lot of messages i get everyday! so stop hassling me to get back to you silly's I try my best ;) Please do not add the people on my top, they are close friends and family and they tend to find it a bit annoying when fans try to add them. Remember you are here to have contact with me not them ;) We are here to talk like normal sane people so please do not feel the need to tell me all the nasty dirty things you want to do to me, im not interested, besides its sooo cliche! be original! Remember have fun!!!!! the only reason i have a myspace is because of all you wonderful babycakes out there!!!! ex's and oh's!
LIKES
WINE
SPOOKY MOVIES
MOVIES THAT MAKE ME FALL IN LOVE
MYSPACE
PORNSTARS
STRIPPERS
MALIBU
SINGING IN THE SHOWER
BITCHES
HOES
MAKEUP
HAIRSPRAY
DREAMGIRLS
DISLIKES
BAD BREATH YUCK!
SLOW DRIVERS
CLINGY PEOPLE
PEOPLE THAT THINK THEY ARE HOT SHIT
BRIDGES
THE COUNTRY
DRUNK PEOPLE
REDNECKS
HICKS
DEEP WATER
Movies – horror and comedy
Music - Peaches and black veil bridges
TV Show - The Girls Next Door and Intervention
Actors - Michelle Phiefer and Neve Cambell
Vacation Spot - St. Tropez
Dream Vacation Spot - Any wine vinyard in italy
Drink - Grape Juice!
Food - Thai, Greek, Italian
Dessert - Tirimisu
Restaurant - Famous Daves
Store - Nordstroms
Animal - PussyCats ;)
Color - Pink and Yellow
Car - My Mercedes!!!!
Sport - Tennis
Sexual Position - Reverse Cowboy
First Sex Scene - Erik Rhodes

My Interests

tennis, wine, hanging out with friends, roadtrips, traveling, family, animan rights, human rights, film making, real estate

I'd like to meet:

anyone who has made a positive difference in this worldMY FURTURE HUSBAND SANJAYA

AND MY FUTURE OTHER HUSBAND BLAKE!!!

Music:

ladytron, fleetwood mac, lily allen, amy winehouse, tracy chapman, sia, 30 seconds to mars, anna molly, sevendust, underoath, rob zombie, peaches, jeffree star, britney spears, paris hilton, johnny cash, loretta lynn, wamdue project, felix da housecat, head automatica, amy winehouse, jay brannan, wilco, arctic monkeys, black veil bridges, princess ann claire, kaci, nikka costa

Movies:

because i said so, the holiday, the devil wears prada, pretty woman.

Television:

The Girls Next Door, Nip/Tuck, Food Network

Books:

"THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA"

Heroes:


ANNETTE

AND PRINCESS DIANA

My Blog

random thoughts of love

Why is it so hard to find a happy medium in life. Its like i feel i have to be two different people and yet i want so much to find a happy meduim in between the two. There is that crazy side to m...
Posted by HOLLAND TAYLOR on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:31:00 PST

COMING CLEAN

Laying it all out is a hard thing to do but once you do a huge weight is lifted off your shoulders. So here is my story....I grew up in what some would call a not so normal family. My parents were nev...
Posted by HOLLAND TAYLOR on Thu, 17 May 2007 06:00:00 PST

PORN

When people think of porn they think of the term "immoral". People are quick to judge something they know nothing about. In the early 1800's a man who was mayor of a town in the midwest found ancient ...
Posted by HOLLAND TAYLOR on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:31:00 PST