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morgan

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About Me

i live a simple but good life. i have a job that is always interesting. i have many wonderful and talented friends. i consider myself artsy, but icing-shaping abilities aside, i have no artistic talents. i love good books. i love good music even more. my heroes are people who bravely speak the truth, but usually in a witty, "oh no you didn't, girlfriend!" sorta way. i enjoy learning new things about people. i'm drawn to the semi-tragic. i would like to be a better wordsmith. i have been inspired to start my way through the merriam-webster dictionary. laziness made the inspiration wane in a week. it pains me to spell things incorrectly. i will talk your ear off if you let me, but i am a good listener when needed. i'm a little bit too loud and a little bit too clumsy. i giggle all of the time. i'm addicted to plastic accessories. sing for me, and i'll dance for you.

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My Interests

music, reading, antiques, documentaries, purses, home-improvement television, foreign movies, import beer, red wine, nerdy guys, march madness, beards. . .

I'd like to meet:

"It's no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn't even speak to each other if they met at a party.”-Nick Hornby

Music:

ryan adams, wilco, my morning jacket, kings of leon, loretta lynn, ben harper, bloc party, the cardigans, bright eyes, the flaming lips, radiohead, the drive-by truckers, the dandy warhols, alison kraus, neko case, led zeppelin, zz top, the rolling stones, ben folds, fiona apple, the jayhawks, the beastie boys, the roots, modest mouse, the new pornographers, queen, prince, weezer (pre-maladroit), the shins, of montreal, beck, the yeah yeah yeahs, scissor sisters, spoon, the walkmen, the sea and cake, elliott smith, phish, jimi hendrix, bob marley, janis joplin, the white stripes, yo la tengo, belle and sebastian, damien rice, interpol, sublime, ray charles, van morrison, cowboy junkies, james taylor, guster, the eels, the violent femmes, jurassic 5, the meters, tom waits, cat power. . .

Movies:

amelie, spellbound, word wars, the royal tennenbaums, rushmore, DIG, motorcycle diaries, spirited away, the triplets of belleville, being john malkovich, pulp fiction, dogma, mallrats, the exorcist, me and you and everyone we know, city of god, four rooms, y tu mama tambien. . . . . .

Television:

bad television is my weakness. people accuse me of being a music and movie snob. when it comes to tv, however, i am completely indulgent. the other day i realized i was watching the lizzie maguire movie. that realization did not make me change the channel. i think that at a certain point in my life i will throw out my television for this reason.

Books:

my favorite authors: margaret atwood, david sedaris, dave eggers, f. scott fitzgerald, j.d. salinger, christopher moore, kurt vonnegut, chuck palahniuk, john irving, stephen chbosky. . .

Heroes:

margaret atwood, amy sedaris, christopher moore, dan savage, wes anderson, david markes, sister mary jane, charlie

My Blog

for sass

ok, miss thang.  i'll participate.  sarah has asked me to list ten things about myself that most people don't know.  it's supposed to be a forwarding type of thing, but i won't ask...
Posted by morgan on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:02:00 PST

things i love!

-good songs-good albums-days where i don't do anything but listen to music-sassiness-dresses!!!!!-the idea of wearing dresses in paris-fresh fruit-making lists-sexy shoes-sexy shoes that don't make my...
Posted by morgan on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:02:00 PST

things i hate!

-wet shoes-colorado drivers (fucking lollygaggers)-sore throats-cologne baths-dry skin-parody movies (bleh!!)-bret michaels-loneliness-left lane lollygaggers (move so i can pass you, bitches!)-sponges...
Posted by morgan on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:21:00 PST

sober november

i decided after a two day hangover that i should test my willpower for a whole month.  (for more details about the day-long bender that caused the hangover, ask my roommate mike.  he likes t...
Posted by morgan on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:58:00 PST

things i love about my friends

mario - two nights ago at work, i got really mad at a customer and her two kids.  mario kept telling me that i was being dramatic and that i should calm down.  just tonight mario admitted (b...
Posted by morgan on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:40:00 PST

right said fred

i lived in england for a year between the age of nine and ten.  right said fred was hot stuff in europe at the time.  when i came back to the states a girl on my soccer team found out that i...
Posted by morgan on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:59:00 PST

BBQ Updates

8:37am i awoke to the sounds of andrew w. k. (that was mark's wakeup call) 8:45am took pictures of the enormous quantities of meat being prepared in our kitchen 8:49am poured my first beer of the day ...
Posted by morgan on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:24:00 PST

if i won the lottery

while i've never actually purchased a ticket, i''ve daydreamed about what i would do with the winnings: - buy a loft downtown (my friend mario said it must be a loft, because they're airy, maybe like ...
Posted by morgan on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:44:00 PST

domesticity

domestic:  i am the opposite of the word.  i do not cook, clean, or have the kind of urges that make me believe that all babies are precious. i have come to covet my independence. ...
Posted by morgan on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:12:00 PST

woot! i have a new toy!

i bought a nano today!  i definitely need to start working out more, and i decided i couldn't do it with a diskman.  i love love love it!  i've named it jim.  i also bought an fm t...
Posted by morgan on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:30:00 PST