Likes: the grey ghost, lying, Jenny Lewis, eating butter, flouncing, the wes, matching, the beaver call, dci, Carson, creative nonfiction, fatty wompuses, smelling boys' armpits, homosexuality, reflectional symmetry, palindromes, short nails, sucking Teazer tree root, cussing, to-do lists, vegetarianism, vacuuming, fucking Luby's, neurotics, Jeopardy, cheap jewelry, Perceville Wallace, Buddha's Choice, Dankodillas, strip clubs, marimbas, falafel, school, "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock," Cynthia, underwear, overplaying songs, dirty jokes, tea, counting my steps, digital clock wishes, good lectures, doorknob locks, men's deodorant, sexy mormons, new pajamas, conflicting plans, short hair, obscene gestures, retainers, clear nail polish, ironing, post-it notes, heaters, chewable Tylenol, multiple dinners in one day, conversations with friends in other states, passwords, scars, double-checking things, Airborne, drawing stars, Pyridium.
Dislikes: therapy, victimization, self importance, thugs, personal indecision, cranberry juice, dead pets, muscles, bruised ribs, naked toenails, cotton balls, bladder infections, exercise, fish gills and scales, henoch shonlein purpura, hangnails, bushy eyebrows, going to the bathroom, loud breathing, grammatical errors, feet, nail files, bumper stickers, tans, yellow highlighter, every type of cracker, tattoos, romance novels, dry skin, strawberry ice-cream, dust, facial hair, cuticles, q-tips, bagels, too-skinny french fries, lint, personalized license plates, reusing towels, shedding, recycling, showering barefoot, reduced fractions, lifted vehicles, vitamins, daily calendars, coffee, plastic dishes, black pen, elbows, thin book pages, writing my own footnotes, hearing people cough or blow their noses, chipped nail polish, grape flavor, rain gutters, standard deviation, unmotivated people, secretaries.
